???: *Raises arm*
Officer: I SAID FREEZE!
???: . . .
Officer: *Talks on radio*
???: Hey.
Officer: What?
???: What has 5 letters. and makes you cough?
Officer: I don't know. What?
???: Smoke. *Smoke would suddenly engulf the officer, making him cough*
Officer: WHAT THE- *Hacks his lungs out and he'd drop his mask*
*A Smokey ghost-like figure would grab the mask*