I'm bored so

When I first read that I read it incorrectly and thought it said “you see these two hanging people wdyd?”

???: ....

Nerema: Kaede can you not-
Kaede: BUT YOU LIKE K-
Nerema: SHUSH!!!
Karma: What's that now
Nerema: NOTHING
Makane: I'm having the same problem over here *holding Temari's mouth shut*

* it seems to can't hear, it can only see and feel

*looks over*

Nerema: Kaede can you not-
Kaede: BUT YOU LIKE K-
Nerema: SHUSH!!!
Karma: What's that now
Nerema: NOTHING
Makane: I'm having the same problem over here *holding Temari's mouth shut*

*tilts head in confusion and curiosity*
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Makane: *looks over* You from an anime too?

Yes...

Nerema: Which one

My hero academia...and you?

Makane: Naruto
Nerema: Assassination Classroom.

Do you two have quirks?

Makane: More like jutsu
Nerema: *takes out guns and knives* Assassination skills

So I you kill people?

Makane: In wars yeah
Nerema: On a daily basis

... with good intentions?

Nerema: I kill people who do crimes so yeah

I guess that's acceptable

Nerema: I'm also just a plain out psycho
Karma: You killed your ex right?
Nerema: ...He cheated on me.
Karma: No I'm happy you did. Just wish you'd asked me to help
Nerema: *laughs*
Kaede: *mumbles* Ship

What the fu-

Kaede: Don't ask-

Im starting to think I don't want to ask...

Kaede: We are assassins
Koro-Sensei: Yes. They were ordered to kill me before March or else I'll destroy their Earth

Shouldn't you be murdering him then?...

*At that moment Karma and Nerema shoot two anti him bbs at him*
*Koro-Sensei dodges at Mach 20*
Kaede: Well...😅

I guess I'm just getting soba and watching this unfold

Kaede: Can I come and get some too🥺

Sure, just hopefully they don't kill him yet

Kaede: We still got some time

Yeah, I'll pay, I have my father's credit card and don't care if he goes bankrupt

Nerema: Probably should've taken my parents credit card when I killed them-

Yeah

*Koro-Sensei gives her a credit card*
Nerema: Aww thank you
Koro-Sensei: I mean I am your only father figure 😁

Why does he remind me of Aizawa?

*Karma appears out of nowhere*
Karma: Is Aizawa like the father figure of yalls class?

Yep, he can be caring and then scare the life out of us

Karma: That's Koro-Sensei. *Looking at Nerema*
Terasaka: Hey Nerema *trying to hit on her*
Karma: This guy about to die-
*Nerema pulls a knife out on Terasaka*
Karma: Wha-
Nerema: Not interested Terasaka. Get near me again and see what happens
*Terasaka runs away scared*

If that works on anyone I'll finally fully avoid human interaction

Karma: You mean Terasakas flirting? I cod do it better

I meant the knife...

Karma: Oh. Trust me it does on Terasaka the idiot

Thanks for the idea

Karma: Howe watch what happens when I try it with Nerema *pulls out a knife on Nerema and she immediately responds with a knife back*
Nerema: Heh...
Karma: *chuckles*
Koro-Sensei: Ship :)

Why do you guys have obsessions with boats?

Koro-Sensei: Ship also means when you think two people would be well together in a relationship, like Karma and Nerema

I see

Koro-Sensei: And I have plenty other ships hehe

Such as?

*points to Makane and Gaara*
Temari: GAARA HOW ARE YOU SO OBLIVIOUS?! SHE LI-
*Makane covers her mouth* SHUT UP
Gaara: ? *confused*

That's protective?

Koro-Sensei: Just keep watching
*Temari punches her off and Makane falls dkwn*
Gaara: Makane you ok? *grabs her hands and helps her up* Is anything hurting?
Makane: I fell on my arm pretty hard...
*Gaara puts sand on her arm* Does that feel better?
*Makane nods*

Tending to injuries?

Koro-Sensei: *sighs* You are dense. He cares for her how do you not see that?

If you want to talk romance then I guarantee Ashido and Hagakure would be interested

*Koro-Sensei takes off with Kaede to find them*

Oh no-

Karma: That's our Sensei for you
Nerema: Yeah

He's going to come back with a literal area 51 looking girl and an invisible one

Karma: Pffft-
Nerema: Ha

...I'm not joking.

Karma: Koro-Sensei is an area 51 looking character
Nerema: And we've seen someone who can turn invisible, he tried to kill us

Nice

Nerema: We are used to this crap
Nagisa: No kidding-

I get attacked by the same people a lot-

Karma: A lot of people do

Then again, you're allowed to literally shoot someone in the face

Nerema: *watch beeps* gimme a min I got an assassination target. Chisaki? Seems like a good target

Like "overhaul" Chaisaki?

Nerema: Idk I'm just reading what it says. *starts walking off and Karma follows her*
Nerema: Oh and if this guy is ab enemy of yours down worry...*pulls out knife* I've never failed at killing a target

An*

I'm happy with him dead

*She comes back 10 mins later covered in blood*
Nerema: Well I wonder who gave me the target *looks*
Nerema: 4 people asked for me to kill him. Wow. Deku, Eri, Bakugo, and Shigarakj

I could of made it five...

*Gets a new target*
Nerema: So the target was given to me by...Dabi?

No, don't kill him!

Nerema: No Dabi gave me the target. The target is Enji Todoroki

Ah, old man. I wanna help

Nerema: Let's go then. *starts walking to the Todoroki house*

*calls* yeah, yumi, you and nat get out of the house

Nerema: Hold him down with your ice please

He has hellfire so he could likely melt it I an instant

Nerema: True. *passes him a fake gun* distact him with that.

*kicks down door* die bitch

Endeavor: What the- Shoto what is the meaning of this?
*Nerema comes from behind and shoots him in the head, and seems to not mind the blood on her face*

Old man gonna die

*replying to Dabi*
Nerema: Job is done.

I'll hide the body

Nerema: Alright. You know your way back?

Yep

*She starts walking back without wiping the blood off*

Your face is kind of revealing your murders

Nerema: I know *continues walking*

*digging vertical 8 foot grave*

Dabi: Why am I not surprised you came to help?

Couldn't resist

Dabi: Mom was happy when I told her

Who isn't? Oh wait, the one normal member of our family

Dabi: Do you mean Fuyumi?

Yep

Dabi: I'll bet she might be a bit happy

Yeah

Dabi: *cremates the body* Much easier

What about the smell? We need bleach, nitrous oxide and hydrogen peroxide

Dabi: ._. You know TOO much about this

Well, I can't afford to be caught

Dabi: *Gets the stuff he needed*

Alright, in going to get to work

Dabi: Alright, I have to het back to base. Tell Natsu and Fuyumi I said hello *leaves*

Get*

Will do

Natsu: Where's the old man?

Dead

Natsu: YESS
Fuyumi: At least we can be a happy family now

Yes

*Rei busts in*
Rei: Is he gone?

Yes! Mama!

Rei: My babies!!!
Natsu: Mom!
*Fuyumi says nothing but hugs her*

Im calling Touya. *Dials phone*

*He picks up*
Dabi: Yeah?
Rei: ...Touya?
Dabi: ...Mom?
*shiggy in the background* Who is it Dabi?
Dabi: It's my mom.
(Keep in mind Rei has no idea about this)
Rei: Is that Shigaraki?
*Dabi hangs up*

You son of a- oh, well, I have explaining to do...

Rei: Was he with villains?
Natsu: Did Touya...
*Fuyumi speechless*

You didn't watch the news huh?

*they all shake their heads*

Me and endeavor had a...run in with the villain Dabi right?

Rei: And?

He revealed a dark secret about our family

Rei: And he wouldn't have known that unless....

Yes, touya is alive.

*All three of them start crying*

What did I do to my family?

Rei: Endeavor....
Natsu: HES THE REAL VILLAIN
Fuyumi: He was the reason he left in the first place....

Enji is dead

All: GOOD!!!

Alright, I'm going to track down Touya now, I can't deal with social gatherings

*They all sit trying to calm down*

*on phone* Touya, I told them

Dabi: Thanks...

I think you should say hi to mom

Dabi: I cant....

Too bad, get over here

Dabi: Fine.
*5 mins later he's there*

Come on in.. *opens door* here's the toastie

Rei: Touya...
Dabi: Hey mom
*Rei hugs him*
Rei: It's ok if you're a villain...at least you're back

*standing against the wall, watching*

Dabi: Nice to see you too mom...
Natsu: Is it really you?
Dabi: Of course it is! *nudges him*
Fuyumi: Welcome home bro

This...is the only wholesome moment our family has ever seen

*They all hug Dabi*
Dabi: Come on Shoto don't get left out

Last time you hugged me I was burned in hospital

Dabi: Oh calm down I'm not buying them am I?

Burning*

Not yet

*Everyone brings him over*
Dabi: Trust me Shoto...I'm not gonna hurt my family

Fine.

Dabi: I may be a villain but there are worse people

Those worse people are dying, one today

Dabi: Shiggy was celebrating. Even shiggy wouldn't have done what he did to a child

Yeah

Dabi: And ofc Endeavor.

Endeava-w**re

*They all laugh*

I did it. I achieved comedy.

*they all clap for him*

*secretly proud*

*Dabi pushes him* Don't get too proud now

Im not.

Dabi: Yeah right

Shush

Dabi: No thanks