G r a b s S n i p e r

*loads sniper with malicious intent*

Lucas: *starts to have his Nice Cream*
Lux: so.. while he's having that.. what do we do now?

Cres: .-.

Lux: no what do we do

lmao

*shoots whoever made Lux sad*

Oh the person's body is already decaying

*Shoots Noot's bullies*

They're in hell

W H O C A N I S H O O T

DREAMMARE, FRANS AND FONTCEST SHIPPERS.
Do it quickly before Lucas kills them all on their own

*shoots all of them*

Lucas killed like 90% of them. and we're all f**ked now

Why

Lux: ok, time to deal with this for the 2ND time.
Ink: wait what-
Lux: d o n ' t e v e n a s k
Ink: ok-
Lucas(Demon): *hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
Lux: *approaches Lucas*
Lucas(Demon): *Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*
Lux: *stands in front of him*
Lucas(Demon): HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Dream: *hugging Cross*

Cross: .. (this maybe the only time where it's ok for me..)
Lux: ..
Lucas(Demon): *hissing*
(Like 10 or 15 minutes later since I'm lazy as F**K)
Lucas: *sleeping*
Lux: ahh, peace
Cross: wait. he sleeping now
Lux: umm, he falls asleep after reverting back to normal.
Cross: ..oh.

Dream: zzzz

Lucas: *sleeping*
Lux: does this now-
Cross: no
Lux: ;-;

Dream: zzzz

Lux: I literally just saved this AU.
Cross: and your point is?
Lux: you have to allow it at some point.
Cross: ..no
Lux: ..
Lucas: *sleeping*

Noot: Cross~
a cow: moo?

Cross: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Lux: Uncle wtf!?
Lucas: *ears go down in sleep*

Noot: >:(

Me IRL: NO THAT'LL MAKE HIM GO MORE INSANE
Lucas(Demon): ..
Sue: OH MY F**KING GOD. YOU BRAIN DEAD!?

Grace: WHAT DO WE DO?!

Me IRL: ..
Sue: ..
Lucas(Demon): ..
Ink: and I thought I was stupid

Grace: So we untie him?

Me IRL: ..
Ink: ..
Lucas(Demon): ..
Sue: .. *leaves the room for a moment*

Grace: Just tell me.

Sue: *has dragged Lux here* stupid
Lux: .-.
Lucas(Demon): ..
Ink: -_-
Me IRL: :|

Grace: *facepalms* I'm stupid.

Sue: uh, yes.
Lux: why did you even- *notices the Demon* oh
Lucas(Demon): *hisssssssssssssssssss*
Lux: -_-
Ink: ..

Dream: .-.

Cross: *sceeching*
Lux: he didn't even do anything!
Lucas: *ears folded back in sleep*

Noot: HE IS WITH MY BROTHER

Lucas: *whimpers in sleep*
Lux: ..
Cross: .. Just to have you know, I know what you did to your kids Nightmare.

Noot: ....
Cres: HAH-

Cross: so f**k you
Lux: ..
Lucas: *whimpering in sleep*

Noot: ...(go***amnit.)

Cross: u-u
Lux: .. Lucas has Phonophobia you idiots..
Lucas: *whimpering in sleep*

Noot: *poof*
Grace: I was just about to give him his cloak. I just finished cleaning it.

Cross: ok
Lux: ..
Lucas: *whimpering in sleep*

Cres: .-.

Lucas(Demon): *double kicks with legs, and flies off, at almost impossible speeds*
Me IRL: we're losing time.. where the f**k is the "depressed" boi at-

Solaris: GRACE!!!!!
Grace: *catches Lucas and forces him to sleep via chloroform*

Lucas(Demon): Y O U T H I N K - WHAT-
PJ: the only things you are generally unable to break is Mine and Error's strings
Lucas(Demon): ..(F**k)

Error: *ties up Lucas*

PJ: .. for the first time I have to thank you
Lucas(Demon): ..
Me IRL: now for the easy part. calming him down

Grace: how do we do that?
Solaris: *back to being an elf* chloroform?

Me IRL: ..
PJ: ?
Me IRL: isn't it obvious

Grace and Solaris:?????

Me IRL: I HAVE 2 IDIOTS IN FRONT OF ME.
PJ: ..

Grace: We wait???

Me IRL: how tho.
Lucas(Demon): *breaks free and flies off*
Me IRL: .-.

Ruby: *calls someone* Hey, Solaris, we need you to turn into a falcon.
Solaris(My first D&D character who loves B R E A D): *poofs into an oversized falcon and catches Lucas with her talons* got him.

Lucas: *Scratches/slices the talons with his Scythe* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

Solaris: -_- That doesn't hurt.

Lucas(Demon): .. *somehow breaks free* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

Solaris: BITCH- *grabs him with her beak, and bites down on his back H A R D*

Lucas(Demon): GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.. *his wings spread, and since he's a demon, they open the mouth, and he flies out, again* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

Solaris: *bites his wings H A R D*

Lucas(Demon): GRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. *PISSED* *breaks out of the hold, again. and flies off*
Me IRL: ..

Solaris: *transforms into a dragon and grabs him by his arms*

Lucas is slowly becoming chaotic. if he becomes to chaotic, we'll loose him.

Dream: *shoots Lucas with his glowy blue arrows* FIXED IT-

YOU IDIOT. THAT'LL JUST MAKE THE SITUATION WORSE-

Dream: SHIT

Lucas(Demon): GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...
Me IRL: yeah I'm just gonna- *runs*

Dream: *POOF*

Lucas(Demon): .. *goes to find more people to slay for "blood points"*

(we got a demon to deal with-)

(ah shit)

(so we need to find a way to catch him, so we can calm him down, before he looses his mind completely)

Ruby: Caught em'

Cross: *poof*
Lux: what?
Lucas: *sleeping peacefully again*

Cres: Wanna get Nice cream?

Lux: sure
Lucas: *ears perk up*
Lux: .-.

Cres: I'll get Lucas some, too.

Lux: k
Lucas: *sleeping*

*after that*

Lux: now what
Lucas: *wakes up* ..?

Cres: we got you a Nice cream.

Lucas: oh.. thanks
Lux: :3

Cres: yes