Ima open the door with the keys I have
then I say hi to my mom
and hi to my dad
and feed my dog

and commit genocide 3.4 picoseconds later.

p o g

heh

Give you pizza

b e s t h u m a n e v e r

i am no longer commited to the life of crime, thank you

Np

no i'm pretty sure this is the right house

What you think the bat is for

for

b a s e b a l l

Break into ur house. Duh.

w o a h :0

Get the gun, go second amendment on you

that's cool-

Meh it’s just the first thing that came to mind

Beat you into a pulp

fUn

yEs vErY fUn. But seriously though, I must protect my family

*straps you to the bed and starts choking you with a fricking masaager*

wtF
why would you choke me ;-;

Why did you break into my house

because
well actually i don't exactly know

Haha
You fool
I HAVE NOTHING VALUABLE

i don't want your non-valuables

Exactly

i wouldn't want your non-valuables if they were valuable either

Oh
What do you want then

i'm not sure

Oh
Fair enough I guess-

y u h

it's cheese

Damn...

*pulls up a pic of Suga*

you distracted me no fair ;-;

>:)

>:[

wonder why your at my house

why not

understandable so now what

now i walk out of your house and wish you a good day

i see

also have you been hurting yourself latlety

nO

are you being truthful
also when the surgrey

-
um it was supposed to be at 12 but the docotor was in goshen so it ended up being at like 12:30ish

wait did it happen yet and if it did
did it go well

yuh it was at 12 pm it's now 11:34 pm

eh it went fine i just didn't like the iv part because they put it in my hand and it pinched
i a l s o didn't like the anesthesia-

thats sorta good and oof
what is that?

it's the stuff they gave me to put me asleep
it just made me feel nauseous after i woke up

oh i see
also you didn't answer my question were you being truthful about not hurting yourslef

it's not that bad

wait so you hurt yourslef?
and if ou did please dont ;-;

i'm fine
it's fine

no its not fine your hurting yourslef
where and how big is it

just a few scratches on my upper calf
they're all scabbed over and they'll disappear eventually

nooo stop ;-; please

w h Y y y Y

it's really not that bad
i stopped burning myself

because i ran out of matches-

cause

...... dont do that again

jsut stop period

;-;

i probably won't i don't like the smell of the fire

;-;

wait then why wouldn't you stop hurting yourslef

;-;

because i deserve it-

;-;

no you dont

;-;

i do though, i've done so many horrible things

noo no cri

no you haven't you are a amazing person i know that with all my heart

i cry all the time l m a o - ;-;

wh- why did that make me red- and- i'm not really that great of a person-

oh noes i used to all the time too

idk yes you is i know that you are one of the kindest people i know here

it's mostly from the pain, i can't take any more drugs until morning ;-;

oh from the surgury what drugs?

i forget the name but it's like an extra extra strength tylenol

oh i see what does it do?

makes the pain a little number

oh wat hurts i would guess where ever you got the surgery

yuh so like where my ankle bone is but on the opposite side
because that one is broken
and right above my ankle because that one is broken too

wait so both are broken ;-;
why cant happen to me

yeah i just found that out-

wdym? i wouldn't want this to happen to you it's horrible

and i borken a bone already id rather it happen to me than a someone else

nO
n o
i fractured my collerbone but this is the only bone(s) i've actually b r o k e n but no not you don't do that-

yes yes

i broke my colorbone before i wuldn't mind breaking something else and like i said i wouldn't want that to happen to anyone

n o n o
oh no-
yeah but i don't want that to happen to you ;-;
that would make me cry more-
d o n ' t d o t h a t

ye ye
ohyes
but i dont care
no dont cry ;-;
i wont im just saying i rather it be me thatn you