Dreams Face tho

I dislike Crossmare.
mainly because I see it a toxic relationship.
and Wattpad storied ALWAYS making Cross a A F**KIN SOFTIE.

*WHEEZE*
idk, I dont like softie Cross, But Cream= Softie Dream, or any other bottom in any ship equals a softie in general

Dream is only like that because Cannon!Dream is mentally unstable, being a Psychopath and extremely easy to anger. So yeah

yea, but i do have a headcanon where he went through a literal loop of the incident
but him just being to oblivious to the facts just gets annoying

i dont understand... i dont want to understand

Me: NOOTMARE--

Me: whats next commander?

Horror: (Sees the chicken, grabs it, and then a net falls on him) WHAT THE-- Oh well, I still get chicken. *Nom*

(Why is he so cute msjsnjn)
Me: aww, i wanted one to.
well next is dust up on the list.

Me: Oh man, this one's gonna be a stretch.

Me: ofc it will be, his like the only one with common sense in the trio

Taki: I think I have an idea.
A WHILE LATER...
Both of us: (Hiding somewhere)

Me:: soo... whats next?

Both of us: Wait for it..
Dust: (Notices a bucket of water) Hahaha, thought you got me, huh?
[Actually, that wasn't the plan.]
(Three minutes later, he's stuck in a pit full of 🐍)
Dust: (Screams) WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SNAKES?!

Me: dang, and i thought he was fearless.
now Dream Teleported out with cross... so...

Me: You know what that means.

Me: I dont know, either he will send his troop for look for us, or is having a killing rampage.

Me: This is not good.
Taki: But we can lay out a trap to stall them for now.

Me: we could create diversions for each one of them maybe? or set up water traps liek water guns and such for Nm only

Me: We should create diversions for each. But it may take a while.

Me: hmm... We should start with who'd be a bigger threat. Horror could sniff us out like a dog, If dust sees the battle would be blood,sweat and tears, And killer.... we could bribe him or something... you have any ideas?

Taki: ... I think I have an idea.
LATER...
Me and Taki: (Hiding somewhere w/ you)

Me: so? what your plan? Octopus fry?

Taki: Just wait.
MEANWHILE..
(There's a slot machine near where Killer is)

Me: Alrighty.

(whats a slot machine? a vending machin or sumthin?)

(No, it's something completely different.)

Killer: ? (He pulls a lever on the side)

[The slot machine lands on 3 🔔, but as a result, it traps Killer in a giant bell.]

Killer: Great. Just great.

Me: just hear me out, cant we use water guns? or do you have any other plan to trap Mare?

Me: I think I have an idea.
LATER..
Both of us: (Hiding somewhere)

Me: So? what on you mind?

Me: (To you, quietly) Stay quiet.

Me:*quitley* aye aye captain-

Me: NM's coming.

Me: Mf looks mad-...ofc he is-

Me: Here we go..

Me: ;-; lezz go get Him

(There's a loud splash)
Me: We got him.

Nm: *Shaking loud Screams* WTF- WHO THE- OH rIGHT YOU THREE-
(UHH,MY KEYBOARD IS ONLY TYPING IN CAPS SO UHH BRB-)

Nm: h u h-
Cross: please s a v e me

Me: (Holds up a bucket of water) On it.

Cross: (':
Nm: *kets cross go* Dont you FuNking dare-

Taki: (Splashes Nootmare w/ another bucket of water) GOTCHA B****!
Me: 0_0"

Me: *enters the room and sees this*... ight... this is gonna be a "Nightmare"
Nm: I WILL KILL EACH SINGLE ONE OF YOU-

Me: .. I'm out. (Runs)
Taki: Same here. (Runs)

Me: h...HEY WAIT-
Nm: *Angy octo noises*
Dream: H a - *Teleports with cross*

Me: (Comes back and picks you up) NotleavingyouherewithanangryNootmare.

Kai: Wheee~
Nm:*in a distance* ill get them next time, With my team.
(#NeverleavingyouwithangryNootmare)

AFTER A WHILE..
Taki: You think we lost him?

(k i get it now lol)
Me: Ohhhh-! damn, can i just... *spawns a metal hammer and bangs the bell*

Killer: (Freaks out) MY NON EXISTENT EARS!
Me: (Laughing a little)

Me: GET DUNKED ON!... now... what or who is next?

Taki: Up next is Horror, but for this one... We might need someone to be bait.

Kai: hmmm, i know a way!

Both of us: ?

(i changed it sorry)
Me: I can go out there and pull him away from here, until you can run, butt, me getting bach to it.... oh wait!- ...violence or no violence?

Both of us: No violence.

Me: aww qwq, have another idea?

Taki: Yep.
A WHILE LATER..
Both of us: (Hiding somewhere)