Hoi

*clears throat* Are you a wizard, Harry?

harry: yes i am

Sweet

Jumbo: hello why did it take so long to rebuild the school?

harry: because we dont have a lot of help right now

Jumbo: ok

I leave for a hour and there like 10,000 comments

harry: lol

did my cat go to heaven?

Answer me, Harry.

idk i didnt go into actual heaven it was the gateway to it

so...Mr whiskers went to hell?

no no no. there is a muggle movie that my cousin was into named all pets go to heaven

that is not possible, Mr. Whiskers Killed 17 Children in terrorist attack

OvO oh

so are they in hell?

most likly

IM COMING AFTER THAT PIECE OF "shoot" THEY OWE ME $15! *Loads Shot gun then runs away*

OvO

do you like waffles?

harry: yes with syrup on it

cool

i read all the books and watched all the movies but my question is why do i have to be a muggle god murdered my dream of being a witch

harry: well that has to suck but keep your chin up and stay happy

i will try to

I am on the 6th harry potter book

harry: cool! there's a book seiries about me

ye

Yeah, Harry. Can I ask you a magical question?

harry: sure

what youngsters

Why does Harry only use expelliarmus?

Harry: because its the only one i remembered

Fair enough

Because it's most effective ig

What about avada kadavra

He won't let himself use it its a cursed spell and he's the good guy

So?

He don't wanna be bad

Why not? It's fun

No no it's not its not fun for my. Oc to kill

Why not?

No no it's not

It is!

I Kira godsmith say it's not

I todoroki shoto say it is

My oc is a mercenary and he's had to kill his family

bru

Nice