Don’t meme this please

well, i'll be straight-forward with you.
my brother'd really like to see a human...
so, y'know, it'd really help me out...
if you kept pretending to be one.

(Hold on, who’s he talkin to?)

(You remember the quote where Sans talks about Papyrus wanting to see a human?)
(This is the Genocide Route version of it.)

(Ok but like- which species is the person he is referring to, who is he talking to?

(Frisk.)

(I see)

Frisk: “. . .but, uh- i think i am a human-“

"...keep telling yourself that, 'kiddo'. I know what you are."

Frisk: “. . .ouch.”

(Head canon frisk is a girl so :P

"...you can wash away the dust but you can't wash away the stains. Now, seeya."

Frisk: “oh. Ok.” A few tears well up in her eyes, but she wipes them away with her sleeve

...Sans took a shortcut. He's gone now.

(Imma also say that HC frisk is older)

She keeps walking

(Ye —W—;;;;;;

(Can you be papyrus?

(Nyes I can)

(Tyyyy

The tears that fall down freeze from the cold

*The trousling of bones is heard in the distance...*

She looks up

*Everybody's favorite skeleton approaches.*

Papyrus: "Nyeh heh- huh? Is that... A HUMAN?!?"

Frisk: “. . .maybe.”

Papyrus: "...maybe? Do you not know?"

Frisk: “not anymore.”

Papyrus: "...well still! I assume you are a human, so I must capture you!"

Frisk: “yeah, ok.”

Papyrus: "Really? You're not resisting?"

Frisk: “i don’t really care anymore.”

Papyrus: "You sound troubled. Is something wrong?"

Frisk: “i screwed up, that’s all.”

Papyrus: "Everyone screws up, human. What did you do?"

Frisk: “. . .i killed my mom.” She looks down, terribly ashamed. “I didn’t mean to. She told me to fight. And then-“ -sob-

Papyrus: "Oh, you poor human... c'mere."

*Papyrus offers a hug.*

Frisk accepts the hug

Papyrus: "There, there. It's okay..."

“Th-this is all my fault.” -sob- “I’m sorry.”

Papyrus: "I forgive you."

“Th-thank you. You can still capture me, if you want. I’m still guilty.”

Papyrus: "I will take you to my house and give you some spaghetti first. Spaghetti is the ultimate comfort food, and I am an unparalleled spaghettore! Nyeh heh heh!"

She chuckles- “ok. Sounds nice.”

Papyrus: "Come with me, human!"

*Papyrus picks up Frisk and does that weird walking-on-air thing all the way to Snowdin Town.*

Frisk is a bit uncomfortable with this, but once again does not care

*Papyrus sets Frisk down, then enters his house.*

Frisk follows

*Papyrus immediately starts making spaghetti.*

Frisk watches the horror show unfold

*...at least this time he doesn't put the spaghetti box in the pot.*

Frisk: “hm- why don’t we have a spaghetti making contest?”

Papyrus: "Nyeh? A spaghetti contest, you say? What a wonderful idea!"

Frisk grins

*Papyrus trashes what he's currently doing and sets up two pots on the stove.*

Frisk cracks her knuckles

Papyrus: "Ready, human?"

“Mhm!”

Papyrus: "On the count of heh. Nyeh. Heh. HEH!"

*Papyrus starts cooking.*

Frisk also beginnings cooking- however she;s a lot slower

*Papyrus is rushing himself and does a lot worse than he's capable of.*

Frisk takes her time

*Papyrus' spaghetti... looks... edible, for once, but not good. He waits for Frisk to finish.*

She eventually finishes, and even puts a little garnish on top of her spaghetti with sauce and cheese

“. . .so who’s gonna judge?”

Papyrus: "Hmm... Sans is too lazy... I know! Undyne can judge!"

“Who’s that?”

Papyrus: "She's the captain of the Royal Guard!"

“Well i can’t say she won’t try and kill me, but we do need someone to try our spaghetti.”

*Papyrus calls Undyne. Shouting is heard, and moments later there's a knock on the door.*

Papyrus: "Can you get that?"

Frisk sets down her spaghetti and opens the door

*It's Undyne- but she doesn't notice that Frisk is a human immediately.*

Undyne: "I was told I needed to judge something?"

“Spaghetti.”

Undyne: "Spaghetti?"

Papyrus: "Yes! The human and I have both made spaghetti and we want you to judge whose is better!"

Undyne: "...THE HUMAN?!?!?"

Frisk: “. . .” -hides-

Undyne: "...meh. Spaghetti first, then I'll deal with the human."

Frisk: “mine is the one with the little leaf on top. Don’t eat the leaf, though, it’s just for decoration.”

Undyne: "Right."

*Undyne eats Frisk's spaghetti first, just in case Papyrus' makes her sick.*

Undyne: "Hmm... pretty good."

Frisk is proud of her spaghetti

*Undyne then tries Papyrus' spaghetti.*

Undyne: "...you've certainly improved, Papyrus."

Papyrus: "Thanks, Undyne!"

Undyne: "But the human wins."

“Yay!”

Undyne: "Aaaaand now I gotta kill you."

Frisk: “aw, man. Why?”

Undyne: "So we can take your SOUL and break the barrier, then go get revenge on humankind."

Frisk: “couldn’t you just express to them that it was a misunderstanding?”

Undyne: "I don't think randomly deciding to wage war against us and seal us all away underneath a mountain was a misunderstanding."

Frisk: “the whole story was- the fallen human died, asriel brought their body to the flowers, everyone thought he killed them, they sealed you away, the end. So if we just explain that wasn’t the case-“

Undyne: "No, no, that's not what happened. We were sealed away long before the prince died, after the war. The Prince's death is what inspired Asgore's 'kill every human that enters the underground' policy."

“. . .oh. Now i see why toriel despises him.”

Undyne: "Yeah... but that's what happens when someone kills a nice man's child. He stops being nice."

-meanwhile marigold just SCREAMING trying to get their attention, but they can’t hear her-

“That is-. . .sad.”

Undyne: "Yeah. Which is why we're going to have VENGEANCE upon those humans!"

Frisk: “please, do this peacfully-“

Undyne: "Sure, I'll do it peacefully. With this spear."

*Undyne summons a spear and points it at Frisk's chest.*

Frisk: “that sentence directly contradicted itself. But in that case, EAT FRYING PAN, B*TCH.”

Undyne: "What the-"

-S M A C K-

Papyrus: "HUMAN! HOW DARE YOU!"

*BONE S M A C K*

The smacking goes in a circle around the room

*Eventually Sans walks in.*

Sans: "...not even gonna ask."

*Sans goes to his room.*

-S M A C K intensifies-

*Eventually Undyne is smacked so hard that she goes unconscious.*

-success via the human-

Papyrus: "Nyeh?"

“. . .she’ll be fine.” -gives undyne temmie flakes-

*2 HP healed, woah*

Papyrus: "...once she wakes up she'll just hunt you down."

“And that is why i must leave before she wakes up. Good luck getting on the royal guard, I believe in you.” Frisk grabs her frying pan and leaves

Papyrus: "Bye, human."

Frisk continues on her way, now entering the waterfall maze

*Suddenly, Monster Kid.*

“Ack-!”

Monster Kid: "Yo!"