I have the power to not be a twitter user

You’re a tumblr user instead

You become a Tik Tok user

that's worse than anything

Look man, it’s better than instantly dying when you want to become a dragon.

i guess

I can shapeshift into any fictional character
(yes im doing this again)

You’re a Twitter user

When I snap things light on fire

Every time you do your son (Kuwata) pitches a fit and gets attacked by someone

*Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap* *Snap*

Y e s

Wait shit I thought you were someone else

LMFAO

*Snaping continues*

I can hug Spongebob

You’re a Twitter user

I can turn into any dragon I want to be.

You’re a Twitter user

I’m going to—

Actually that’s better than the last few times I’ve said this

Yes