*sigh*
*unzips*

say goodbye to peeing properly

what are you doing?

Putting my balls in her jaws

hope you enjoy your ban!

no u

wat

you mean mine?

The one in the pic

well your talking to one now

;)

so you wanna~

Yep~

alright~

Did you know in terms of

what's the terms of

In terms of male human and female pokemon breeding

yeah? I'm interested.

(i'm horny)

A Vaporeon is a perfect choice ;)

why

you know what im doing? sending multiple Lugia Class patrol boats to deal with this (aka taking over and arresting your crew)

Jokes on you I'll use my grappler to grapple onto a boat, kill the crew, and pilot the boat. Crashing it into other boats and jumping out at the last second.

heh lol that wont happen we dont use our ship to invade

we helicopter armed troops in to arrest your crew and your boat is sinking bcs our 30mm AA guns are firing sinking your ship you've lost and your crew are detained

I grapple onto the helicopter.

how? were 150 meters up we also have a gunship firing too.

I use my wingsuit and grapple at the ground to gain speed, then go up.

YOU HUJACKED A COAST GUARD VESSEL

BECAUSE THEY WERE ATTACKING ME

just leave me alone

Well that's what you get when you attack someone without reason.

jesus christ i am retreating my vessels for repairs

Good

another thing watch a video they do shoot people THATS WHAT A GUNSHIPS FOR, GIVING SUPPORT

Then again, I'm already on the side of the ship, so they cannot aim at me.

huh the ac-130 is 20,000 feet up you would die of oxygen depleion

Then I'll put on my oxygen mask

also the ac-130 would be 19,000 feet higher than the helicopter

your still registered as a terrorist

And you're still registered as a corrupt government

I shoot it with the grenade launcher on my assault rifle before attaching several explosives on the gunship and detonating them.*

jesus christ we fire on you and you are hit multiple times you have been killed

A gunship is made to hit large vehicles and destroy buildings, not shoot at tiny humans.

wat

I slowly rise up to the gunship until it eventually destroys the helicopter before jumping out and grappling onto it.

wait you were on the gunship

Yes

well I HAVE REGISERED YOU AS A TERRORIST

Actually I'm a Resistance Fighter

why would you attack the coast guard and johto is a full democracy!

Because you attacked me first

you were unregistered

Unregistered what

you were sailing an unregistered vessel and our policy is to board those to check for illegal imports

The vessel I was sailing was one of yours that was attacking me

just stop

I'm going to release this information to the public and you will be known as a corrupt government

are u sure

HOW ARE WE A CORRUPT GOVERNMENT

You attacked me for no legal reason