PROOF HUMANS ARE LESS INTELLIGENT THAN WE CARE TO ADMIT; IF A METH ADDICT TELLS YOU THE WORLD WILL NOT END, YOU WOULDN'T CARE; "SOON THE ROBOT MONKEY ARMY WILL ATTACK US! BUT USING NUCLEAR LASERS WE WILL DEFEAT THEM!"; IF YOUR FAVORITE CULT LEADER TELLS YOU THE WORLD WILL END, YOU BELIEVE IT; "LIFE WITHOUT ME IS MEANINGLESS!"; IF A VERY SENILE PRESIDENT TELLS YOU THE WORLD WILL END, YOU BELIEVE IT; "THE GREEN...UH...THE DEAL WILL...UH MY CLIMATE BILL WILL SAVE MARS....I MEAN EARTH....AM I WEARING SHOES?"; IF A SCIENTIST TELLS YOU THE WORLD WILL NOT END, YOU REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT; "NEW CLIMATE RESEARCH IN ANTARCTICA INDICATES WE ARE WITHIN NORMAL CLIMATIC VARIATIONS."; IF A KETCHUP FACTORY POLITICIAN TELLS YOU THE WORLD WILL END, YOU BELIEVE IT; "DON'T FORGET TO TRY HEINZ 57 SAUCE IN YOUR OATMEAL! AND DON'T FORGET GLOBAL WARMING WILL KILL YOU!"