why did i even make this

You're a big shot, Greg!

Because you are a god

am i?

KRIS IM IN [Diary of a Wimpy Kid] AND IM [The Main Character]
HOLY [?!#!] KRIS, RODRICK IS A SPYING LITTLE [Hyperlink Blocked]

Rodrick that [[Little Sponge]]! i cant believe i ended up in a [[27.99]] basketball hoop! i dont think a [[1997 Number One Rated Salesman]] should be in a [[10.99]] book but [[Hyperlink Blocked]]

*sigh* *reloads M4 Carbine* i may only be in the coast guard but...

god f**king damnit Kris! where the f**k are we?!

yes

Finally, a man of culture.
i saw this in my brothers book sale, and thought of this immediately XDD

same but i didn't know if you guys would like it :D

saw it at a book fair tho