Really it does- its honestly a shame no one has made it yet-
Imagine bf just strolling through Hell and Alastor comes in with his Radio static Voice like "HELLO CHILD!!! I'd like to make a D̸̼͇͇̘̳̠̪́̅̅͂͝͝e̷̪̱̰̺̭̗͌̇̎̔͗̇̕A̴̰̼͇̘͇̘̝̐̋̿l̴̢̛̜͔͆̏̀-̴̛̻̮͎̙̠̙͆̐̆̐"
and Alastor and bf end up having a rap battle. If Alastor Wins bf loses his soul- if bf wins- I haven't gotten that far...