Classic Sans bitty

Awww

-LE GASP- HE IS SO

S

M

O

L

*CHOMP*

DONT TOUCH THE BITTY *anger*

*SWALLOWS*

*opens up your stomach and pulls him out* >:(🖕

*dies*

let me hold him... let him sit on my shoulder

Classic!Bitty: ?

he is too cute to be left alone

Classic!Bitty: ?

also how tf are you so small?

Classic!Bitty: (Shrugs)

smol

[oh ok]
Classic!Bitty: ??????

..oh right everyone is asleep-

Classic!Bitty: (Tired)

I mean, it is 1:22 in the morning-

Classic!Bitty: (Falls asleep)

hmm.
[Insomnia sometimes sucks]

Classic!Bitty: (Asleep)
[Yeah..]

.-.

Classic!Bitty: (Holds onto your hand) 💤

.

LATER..
Classic!Bitty: (Wakes up) ?

*isn't asleep yet* ..
*The time: 6 AM*

*it's not actually 6 am-*

Classic!Bitty: (Climbs onto your shoulder)

..

Classic!Bitty: H-Hello?

hi...

LATER..
Classic!Bitty: (Making bad puns)

*listening on them*

Classic!Bitty: (Puns)

Classic!Bitty: ?

smol

Classic!Bitty: ??

*picks him up*

Classic!Bitty: ???

mine now- *goes back home*

Classic!Bitty: Wha--

*teleports back home* E

Classic!Bitty: (Confused af)

*Kicks the door open* I'M HOME
[Your dealing with my stupid side]

..

Classic!Bitty: (More puns)

Aww, thats so cute-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, COOT!

Classic Bitty: ?

Soft!Bun: t i n y :3
Fading!Bun: . . ?

Classic Bitty: (Holding a ketchup packet) ??

Soft!Bun: don't question him, he just accompanies me *pats the bitty's head*
Fading!Bun: . .

Classic!Bitty: ^w^

Soft!Bun: See dad, he likes me!
Fading!Bun: ..w-what'd you call me..?

Classic!Bitty: ^w^

Soft!Bun: w-was I not supposed to.?
Fading!Bun: No..no.. (mind: He called me daddy 🥺)

Classic!Bitty: ^w^

Soft!Bun: :> *pat*

Classic!Bitty: ^w^

Soft!Bun: what's the thing with the tomato on it for..?

Classic!Bitty: (Holding a ketchup packet)

Fading!Bun: .
Soft!Bun: ??