john xina social credit bing chilling

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Nothing happened on Tiananmen Square, 1989

+100 social credits

The best number of children to have is 1

+200 social credits
You may now have 2 meals a day instead of 1
Glory to the CCP

I can have bing chillin AND Lao Gen Ma!

+50 social credit for acknowledging the superior bing chilling and Lao Gan Ma instead of decadent Western imperialist dishes

John Xina best bing chilling.

+50 social credit for anthem

Now I can have Bing Chilling, Lao Gen Ma, AND Beijing Corn!

+50 social credit for showing support for People’s Comrade John Xina

I have not been chilling. But I do like bing chilling on lao gen ma.

+100 social credit for Steven He reference
seriously though his videos are really funny

No cap.

"Steven! Cook minute rice in 5 8 s e c o n d s "

“26 hour a day, uphill both ways”
“When I was nine i was twenty-five”
“My other foot was starting a business”

"Back in my day physics wasn't invented yet"
"Steven! Use Failure!"
"What the HELL is a dishwasher?"

“You know what this is, this is called failure”
“I swim all the way from China and you get B in geography?!?”

"Timmy, FLY!"

+50 Social Credit for using the superior combination of bing chilling and Lao Gan Ma

起来！不愿做奴隶的人们！
把我们的血肉，筑成我们新的长城!
中华民族到了最危险的时候，
每个人被迫着发出最后的吼声。
起来！起来！起来！
我们万众一心，
冒着敌人的炮火，前进
冒着敌人的炮火，前进!
前进！前进！进!

“I raised a donut”
“I fought 2 lions, now they do my taxes”

"I had to fight a tyrannosaurus with nunchucks!"
"Your tyrannosaurus had nunchuks?!"