HERE'S TO CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS
THE GEATEST WHEELER AND DEALER
OF ALL TIMES
WHEN HE LEFT, HE DIDN'T KNOW
WHERE HE WAS GOING; WHEN HE GOT THERE HE DIDN'T
KNOW WHERE HE WAS
HEN HE GOT BACK, HE DIDN'T
KNOW WHERE HE HAD BEEN
AND HE DID IT ALL ON
BORROWED MONEY