Proud to be American

Well, the start of the song starts with:

"United states, Canada..."

So the US went to war with the US.

One answer, civil war.

Correct

What’s even funnier is the fact that the US has only technically lost one war (As far as I know), meaning they’ve either won, or are still at war with those 190 countries (I removed Vietnam)

And now, the nations of the world
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United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean
Greenland, El Salvador too
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua
Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam
Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
And Germany, now in one piece
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey, and Greece
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemen's, Kuwait, and Bahrain
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal
France, England, Denmark, and Spain
India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh, Asia
And China, Korea, Japan
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo, and Vietnam
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana
Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo
The Spanish Sahara is gone
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali
Sierra Leone, and Algiers
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar
Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia
Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania
Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine
Fiji, Australia, Sudan

I've memorized 5 verses

technically the very first country in the song, "United STates", isn't even wrong.

Nor is the next one (Canada, 1812), or the next, Mexico (Mexican-American war), or Panama...

yep, you're right.

America has even been at war with itself in the civil war lol.

noice

What about the UK? You needed help with us

we still fought you... and with the French and Spanish, we won. We fought the Spanish and probably the French too.

Still won, though

ALLL THE COUNTRIES

technically the USA have been militarily involved in conflict with 191 of the 193 countries in the world.

Ignore the other two

America: Would've liked the full set

Its like those tiny spoons you collect everytime you visit a country, but in this case is America getting a self esteem boost every time they clobber another country.

the social studies teacher:

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