Poor orange...

Purple:

(I've unleashed the meme roleplay in you)
Orange: AAAA

(Rip me lolz)

Purple: -gets popcorn-

(When was the last time you meme roleplayed lol)
Orange:

(Idk, but you’re the best person at it :>

Purple: “. . .sh*t. Toodles!” She drops her popcorn and starts running- “AAAAAH!”

Orange: *now fully corrupted, and chasing purple, and the sonic drowning theme starts playing*

Purple calls for the other crewmates to help her

Red: Whaat?
Green: Yeah?
Yellow: Heh?

Purple: “H E L P”

Yellow: Ok, *forgets to turn off the wires lol*
Red: Fine, *leaves vents*
Green: Alr- Wait is that ora- AAAAAAA

*Greens Comms shut off, it sounds like she (greens a girl, yes) needs help.*

Purple runs to help green while throwing gasoline at orange to slip him up

Orange: AAAAAA
Green: Oh God, thanks purple.

Purple: “orange is corrupted, we need to find a way to eject him!”

Green: No shit he's corrupted. Also, The air lock isn't opening
Yellow: oh shit, I forgot to connect the wires

Purple: “YELLOW! WATCH OUT!” She shoves them out of the way, getting the my orange

Red: *comes out the vent and snaps oranges neck* That should buy us some time.

Purple: “s-someone- g-get- th-the antidote-“ -choke- -cough-

Red: Blue, we need you.
Blue: *runs to red with the antidote* yea- OH SHIT *saves purple with antidote*

Purple: “thank you, blue- now we have to get Orange’s body out of here before it spreads.”

Blue: Wait, we need to contact the pilot
*comms*
Blue: Lime? Ya there?
Lime: *sleeping*

Purple: “LIME! . . .hmm. Should i get out the killer whale? Maybe even the princess canon-“ (if you know splatoon you know those, but if you don’t i can explain)

(I still haven't gotten splatoon so I don't know them)
Blue: He's either dead, asleep, or already corrupted.

(A killer whale is this thing and the princess canon is the other thing. You yell BOOYAH into them and they’re basically like big megaphones

(Ah ok)
(Back to rp lol)
Blue: *airhorn through microphone*
Lime: *jumpscared awake* AAA!

Purple: “lime, we need you! A corruption has broken out.

Lime: A corruption? Why the f**k did someone let a corrupted thing on the ship?
Orange: *waking up*

Purple: “it probably wasn’t on purpose.”

Lime: I'll check it out, don't go near him.

Purple: “understood.”

*the comms turn off*
Lime: probably an exaggeration.
Blue: He's waking up.

Purple: “back up, everyone! Getting touched by the corruption could corrupt you as well. Blue, do we have anymore antidote?

Blue: No.
Lime: I'm he- WHAT THE F**K?
(Orange got corrupted because of a parasite)

(Oh no)

Purple: “this is bad- REALLY bad- lime, do you copy?”

Lime: yeah, and um HE LOOKS LIKE BLACK ON STEROIDS

Purple: “oh no! Nobody give black steroids or we’ll never be able to tell the difference!”

Black: *dead silent*
Lime: AA-

Purple: “lime is in trouble, and black is either drunk or dead. we need to make more antidote and get rid of the parasite, stat.”

Black: I thought you'd never ask.

Purple: “black, you’re always black- how do we know you’re not corrupted-?”

Black: When my cone hat is normal

Purple checks his cone hat- “yep, all clear. Black, go make us s’more antidote.”

Black: Alright. *making more antidote*
*limes comms turn back on, it's static mainly, and you can only make out this*
Lime: HELP *static* NEED *static* CORRUPT *static*

Purple: “SH*T! We gotta go help lime!”

(Sorry if i turn meme rp’s into not-meme rp’s, it’s a bit hard for me ._.;;

(Im trying to make it a little better too lmao)

Black: Take this. *passes purple a bloody knife*

Purple: “wha- WHY?!”

Black: Stab lime. Trust me. Don't kill him, just stab him.

Purple was scared- but she nods and goes to stab lime, checking Black’s hat before she went

Orange: IMMA CORRUPT YOU DUMB SHIT!
Lime: AAAAAA

Purple doesn’t know what to do- she kind just stabs orange instead

*it works better than stabbing lime*
Orange: SJIS9AOSOOQ919277A81K
Lime: Thank you.
Black: Got an antidoteeee and you didn't follow what I said but it worked out

Purple: “g-good. I’m glad.”

Black: Less bandages I gotta use. Here.

Purple: “hm?”

Black: *gives purple 3 antidotes*

Purple stores them in her bag- “we’ll use them when we need them.”

Orange: *suddenly speaks f**king gaster*

“!”

Orange: *more gaster*
Lime: I think we gotta run-

-they run-

Orange: *impales black*
*Will you save Black?
If you do, you may get corrupted, but Black won't be corrupted and you can be saved.
If you don't, you won't be corrupted, but Black will*

-purple chooses to save black-

Black: Thank you *shooting orange* I gotta repay you soon.

“Th-thanks.” The back of her goggles were turning black

Black: *rips off purples goggles and yeets them at orange*

“Thank you for saving me. But aw man, those were lucky.”

Black: We gotta keep the crew alive.

Purple: “mhm.”

Announcement System: The skeld has been hacked. We are making a crash course to Mira HQ

Purple: “we have to kill the parasite before it can make it to HQ!”

White (Skeld): WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!

“Oh dear-“

(Gtg to bed, cya tomorrow fren :>

(bye:c)
White (Skeld): *panix*

White (Skeld): *panic attack*