telekinesis

Can only use it on toasters

time travel

Can only time travel while eating

Invisibility

you can only be invisible for 5 seconds or 5 months

Fire control

Explosive diarrhea every 3 minutes

Dear god

In other words fire-bending?

Pyronisis

Can comment on on comment

gets every other super power

not being a broken toe

You break your finger everytime you use it

i don’t have fingers i’m a toe

Toes have fingers wdym

no they don’t

strength

You're weak

I want the power to yeet Aria out the window when I please B)

LMFAO-

Gimme some of that

no >:T

B i t c h

hoes f**king mad

The ability to kill yourself

You can never truly die

:')

Can only do it once

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

flying

You turn into a bird

to make anyone love anyone

But you rickroll them at the 30th day

yes

To stop time whenever I want

But time goes twice as fast for how long you stop time

Immortality