Egberts new catchphrase ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

gj bro

WHY BE THE LITTLE [Sponge] WHO'S [Lost control of its life] WHEN YOU CAN BE...
A [BIG SHOT]!!

Y a s s

WE BOTH KNOW WHAT WE WANT.
[HotSingle].
[100Customer].
AND MOST OF ALL..
[[Hyperlink Blocked]].

Ray D. Oh: (head canon a friend of his) “spamton, what the heck are you doing?”

Spamton: GIVING PEOPLE [GoodDeals] FOR ABSOLUTELY [Terrifying] PRICES!

Ray: “c’mon hun, let’s go home before you give another Lightner a hernia-“

Spamton: COME ON [Ray] ALL I ASK OF THE LIGHT nERS IS A SIMPLE PAYMENT OF [$435000 Kromer]!

Ray: “you didn’t take your pills today, did you?”

Spamton: [Perhaps]

Ray: “you need to take those every day or this sh*t happens.” -.-;;

Spamton: YOU CAN"T MAKE ME TAKE MY [Wacky Capsules]

Ray: “. . .I’m sorry. I love you. I’m sorry.” She takes out a device from her pocket- her last resort. An ad blocker.

She clicks the button pointing it at him.

Spamton: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO--

“I’m sorry-“ tears run down her face watching him freeze up

(Spamton's glasses go black.)

“. . .” Ray sets the blocker down. She felt AWFUL as she put him in the closet- she promised herself she would turn the blocker off when she found a way to help.

(i deadass don't know how to continue the rp)

(You could skip to when he wakes up- note that he’d only ever wake up because Ray found a solution to his insanity, so he wouldn’t be crazy anymore.

Ray: “i can and i will.” And starts dragging him by the arm

Spamton: C'MON RAy I DON"T NEED [Pills]! I JUST NEED [Kromer] AND [100Customer]!
Spamton: AND IN THE MORNING... A LITTLE [[Hyperlink Blocked]].

Ray won’t listen. She’s dragging him back to her shop where they live on the second floor of.

Spamton: C'MON RAy I'M FINE I DON'T NEED [Medicine]! [Sales] ARE THE BEST [Medicine]!

Ray: “no they’re not.” -shoves his pills into his mouth and holds it shut- “swallow.”

Spamton: ...
(Spamton swallows.)

Ray: “good.”

Spamton: ...

Ray: “feel any better, honey?”

Spamton: WELL I CAN"T SAY I FEEL ANY [Different]

Ray: -sigh-. “It might take a bit to kick in. Don’t harass anyone while i run the shop, ok?” She looks genuinely concerned as she goes to help a customer

(Another customer walks in and Spamton dashes toward them the second they do.)
Spamton: CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME [Interesting Thing Here]? ONLY 56311920 [Kromer]!

Ray slaps a hand over his mouth- “that’s it- upstairs. NOW.” She glares

Spamton: ...

She takes him upstairs and locks the door- ray puts her hands on his shoulders- “i just- i don’t know how to help you anymore. I want to. But i don’t know how.” She’s tearing up

Spamton: WHY WOULD I NEED [Help] I HAVE ALL THE [[Hyperlink Blocked]] A SELF-RESPECTING [Number 1 Rated Salesman1997] LIKE MYSELF COULD [Ask] FOR!

“. . .” She sits on a chair, her head in her hands, and just sobs.

(Spamton just laughs, glitching.)

She mumbles- “god i hope this isn’t genetic. . .”

Spamton: WELL THIS HAS BEEN A NICE [FriendlyTalk] NOW I GO SELL MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked]] TO THE [LoyalCustomer]

Yes.

Y e s

DO YOU HATE YOUR [$4.99] LIFE? THEN BUY [hyperlink blocked] YOU KNOW YOU WANT SOME [hyperlink blocked]

You know what, I’m almost out of hyperlink blocked!

HERE IS [some free] [hyperlink blocked] FOR ANYTHING YOU [use it for]

Gee, thanks mister! :D

No problem Miss_Veemo

BIG SHOT! next time somebody asks me for a new chatchphrase im gonna make it this