The “Slovakian traffic cone” is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange traffic cone into the anus of your sexual partner and the jizzing, puking, pissing and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force the concoction through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.