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WHEN THE SERMON JUST STARTED; AND YOU CAN HEAR THEIR LITTLE FINGERNAILS SCRATCHING UNDERNEATH THE FLOORBOARDS | image tagged in catholicism,catholic church,dark humor,religion | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2,993 views 34 upvotes Made by kevdex10 3 years ago in Dark_humour
73 Comments
0 ups, 3y,
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Calling the pope a molester has taken it too far.
2 ups, 3y,
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The really funny thing is that I could have been talking about mice, but *you* associated the pope with pedophilia for...some...reason.
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0 ups, 3y,
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1 up, 3y,
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Inappropriate for this stream.
Really guys?
1 up, 3y
Well at least it's the truth!
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
This was just about to get good Spooky_Iceu
1 up, 3y
Sorry, but my job as an owner is to stop this stuff
0 ups, 3y,
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Oh, are you the kid who started stalking my memes yesterday when I wasn't giving you enough attention?
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0 ups, 3y,
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1 up, 3y
Both of you are getting 8 hour comment timers.
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0 ups, 3y,
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1 up, 3y
2 hour comment timer
0 ups, 3y,
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Sure I'm a "crybaby" your eyes, but at least I'm not a virgin you emoji using dumbass
0 ups, 3y,
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I...never said crybaby 🤣🤣🤣
That's something you literally just called yourself. Nice to see I'm having a positive influence on you and you're finally developing some self-awareness

Sorry you didn't grow up with any strong male role models. I'm always here for you when you get emotional and need to talk.
1 up, 3y,
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Both of you are getting 8 hour comment timers.
0 ups, 3y
You should probably go for it, it's too easy to get under his skin and f**king with idiots is a lot of fun.

Have a wonderful day!
0 ups, 3y,
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I... never said that you were a strong male role model. That's something you literally just called yourself. Nice to see I'm having a positive influence on you and you're finally developing some self-awareness

Sorry, you didn't grow up with any good gym teachers. If you need anyone a gym membership only costs 200.00 dollars a month.
0 ups, 3y,
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If my memes are enough to ruin your day, then try to be a big boy and scroll past them without reacting. You're a very emotional young man, and you should consider taking responsibility for that.
0 ups, 3y
It's not your memes. It's just you're such an asshole, and we like killing assholes
0 ups, 3y
You know what I'm done with your attitude. Funny how the only thing you do on the weekend is to be incredibly rude to others on a website that is used for memes instead of being a functional member of society. Did your parents not teach you what to do in a job interview?
0 ups, 3y,
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Awww, are you finally out of imgflip jail? It's so sweet that you were thinking about me the whole time! You were counting down the seconds until you could try to get my attention again and that is really sweet.
0 ups, 3y
Go ahead I have all the time in the world. I hate how Kevdex10 has ruined this site for me as well as others. As long as he gets blocked for 12 hours, I'll be doing everyone a favor.
0 ups, 3y
If you both want 12 hour comment timers I suggest you stop
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0 ups, 3y,
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So cry about it in the comments, it's the one thing you're good at 🤣
0 ups, 3y,
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And being an asshole is the one you're good
0 ups, 3y,
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You're the one who felt the need to whine about my meme. Instead of getting triggered, try taking responsibility for yourself and moving along with your life.

Unless your life (and the life of your other profile that you need for when you get so triggered the moderators need to put you in jail) revolves entirely around getting triggered and acting like a victim...
0 ups, 3y,
1 reply
And still, you make no argument that you have a job. Is your mother's basement comfortable?
0 ups, 3y,
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How's it feel to be out of imgflip jail, kid?

Can you control yourself like a big boy or are you still throwing a temper tantrum a week later? You can start fantasizing about my body again if that calms you.
0 ups, 3y,
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I never got banned, you idiot. I was letting my friend soften you up before dealing a hard blow, but you don't know what a break is. It's probably because you've spent your whole pointless life on this simple website.
0 ups, 3y,
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So now you and your "friend" want to blow me hard? How generous! Looks like you're ready to stop fantasizing about me and make a move.

But like I said, you're not my type. Desperation is a turn off...as are your massive incel vibes. But you seem built for the friend-zone, would you like an actual friend?
0 ups, 3y,
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Did you come up with that insult while scrolling through the hub? Do you have nobody to love? Tinder's always an option instead of begging for random strangers to suck on your packing peanut-sized Weiner.
0 ups, 3y,
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Why so desperate to change the subject away from how much you think about my body? There's nothing to be embarrassed about, I'm quite the catch. You're probably thinking about it right now you dirty boy.
0 ups, 3y
The catch!? the only fish you are is a blobfish
0 ups, 3y,
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Looks like I hit a sore spot with the late-bloomer comment 🤣🤣🤣

I'm sure that one day you'll meet a lovely guy who appreciates you for your personality. Once you develop one.
0 ups, 3y
You sure built up a lot of energy in imgflip jail. What happened to the person who waited 20 hours to respond. Did you drop the soap or are you just plain horny?
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Now you're fantasizing about my dick, adorable!

How many excuses do you have for spending your lonely nights thinking about my body?
0 ups, 3y
Why would anyone fantasize about a 2-inch dick?
0 ups, 3y
look who's finally out of imgflip jail. I see that you are still a miserable waste of matter. You were so upset about getting thrown away because you wanted me to suck and slobber all over your micro p**is that you had to comment immediately. You surely are a hopeless human being whose only talent is telling strangers his pointless opinions on a website for memes.
0 ups, 3y,
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I give up, why do you spend so much time thinking about it? I guess compared to you 2 inches must be impressive.

Maybe you're just a late bloomer.
0 ups, 3y
"I give up" that's what you said to your girlfriend after trying to get her to orgasm.
0 ups, 3y
Dude keep your horny thoughts to yourself for godsake.
0 ups, 3y,
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oh my young little padawan. I am an entirely different person. How does it feel to get tag teamed you bastard
0 ups, 3y,
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Ah yes, which is why you always post at the same time and use the exact same grammar.

Next time, don't be so desperate. You give yourself away and it's embarrassing. You seem very emotional this morning. Do you want to talk about your feelings?
0 ups, 3y,
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Man, you have a smaller mind than I thought. Speaking of disproportionate bodies, You're probably the fat kid in the class that actually has a neck. How about you do society a favor and choke on a choclate bar
0 ups, 3y,
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You have spent *a lot* of time fantasizing about what you think my body looks like. I'm very flattered, but do you remember what we talked about before; how guys like it when you play hard-to-get?
0 ups, 3y,
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Why would I fantasize about your shitty body? You are the one that fantasizes because you are a grown man that has never got laid before.
0 ups, 3y,
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How can I be in my mothers basement if I'm an orphan? You're so emotional that you can't even keep your own thoughts straight. Given how obsessed you are with my body, being straight doesn't seem like anything you're familiar with.
0 ups, 3y
Why are you asking me? I called you an orphan, and ItalianMobBoss9 said you were in your mother's basement. So why don't you use your BRAIN and some deductive reasoning and figure out what the hell is going on
0 ups, 3y
Didn't realize you were still pretending to be different people 🤣🤣🤣
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I give up, why do you spend so much time fantasizing about it?

You've mentioned my body at least 4 times by now. 5 After your last comment. It's really sweet, but I don't think about you *that* way. We can still be friends though if you get you emotions under control.
0 ups, 3y
"I give up" That was your parent's last words to you before they dropped you off at an orphanage you motherless retard
0 ups, 3y,
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dual* personality 🤣🤣🤣

It's such a coincidence that you're both massive idiots with a hormone imbalance...
0 ups, 3y
did you just say both? Oh my f**king god you finally admit it you dumbass. we are 2 different people. Maybe you have a chunk of brain left after all. Your lucky you have moderators that save your stupid ass. Wouldn't want to hurt a little asshole's feelings.
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If you are concerned with our hormones then you have a massive problem with people in general. You always have to say something back because we hurt your little feelings. Like you once told grow some and walk away instead of complaining and crying all day long.
0 ups, 3y,
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...So is that a 'no' when it comes to taking care of your emotional issues? It's so sad watching you sabotage your own happiness. But really entertaining.
1 up, 3y
Says the dick that can't respond to a roast. All you do is avoid the person who destroys you and respond with something completely out of context.
1 up, 3y
First of all Italy and Russia are completely different places. Look at a map of the world for once instead of staying in your mother's basement all day. Second of all, that's not even the point he made so you are just talking about happiness, which implies that you are depressed. Go see a therapist, and Last, of all, go take an actual educational class instead of sharing your pointless opinions on a meme website, you illiterate moron.
0 ups, 3y,
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Would you like to speak to the manager about your hurt feelings, Karen?
0 ups, 3y,
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Why don't you Kev your not the victim so stop acting like it? You absolute dick
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you're*
0 ups, 3y,
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who gives a f**k
0 ups, 3y
What does the outside have to do with room temperature? It's a little sad that this con3has already gone over your head
0 ups, 3y,
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People with an IQ above room temperature 😚
1 up, 3y,
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but, you live in Antarctica....?
0 ups, 3y,
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...Rooms in Antarctica are heated. Pay attention to your teachers instead of crying about memes for weeks.
1 up, 3y
But a room costs $80,000 a week. I know you wouldn't be able to afford that. Wait a minute is that why you spend so much time in your mother's basement. Are you making crystal meth? I'm calling the cops.
0 ups, 3y
Go do something else than talking to us for weeks on end.
0 ups, 3y
grow up
0 ups, 3y
So is the outside? No, it's not you dumbass
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WHEN THE SERMON JUST STARTED; AND YOU CAN HEAR THEIR LITTLE FINGERNAILS SCRATCHING UNDERNEATH THE FLOORBOARDS