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97 views 8 upvotes Made by eeeelk 4 years ago in MEMES_OVERLOAD
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Hand raised | I’M SLIGHTLY EXPERIENCED WITH BOEING 747 | image tagged in hand raised | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Slightly experienced meaning I read a book.
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blank warning sign | YOU ARE NOT CERTIFIED OF BEING THE PILOT U SHOULD LEVE BEFORE I FORSE U | image tagged in blank warning sign | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Why yes
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Alright I’ll leave. We have people who can handle it. Peace
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I can
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I...

cannot fly anything
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I Have No Idea What I Am Doing Meme | I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING BUT OK | image tagged in memes,i have no idea what i am doing | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
me
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hold the controls firmly and place the headset over your ears. speak calmly and say that you are a citizen and there is no pilot they should give you some small pointers. when you are in view of the landing strip slowly push the controls in and brace for impact there should be a button that says emergency brake. or if your lucky they send a drop team to pilot the plane mid-flight
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The fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that gets progressively harder as it continues
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Ok OK calm down. First, sit in the pilot's chair and cut the throttle. If you are near the runway, slowly pitch- wait did I say pitch? you probably don't know what that means-push the steering wheel down very slowly. Once you are pretty close to the ground deploy the landing gear (should be the lever near the lever that says "Flaps"). Now pull up ever so slightly so that the bottom wheels touch the ground, then hit the brakes, and push the wheel down until the front wheels touch, then tada, as long as you have wheels you should be fine
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You are qualified though you damaged my plane. The price of the repairs is 84,000. I can give you a deal and make you only pay 25,000 dollars if you can fly a u-2 plane from New York City, NY to Los Angeles. There is one exception though, you have to do that under 3hr 25min. Okay?
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ok hold on let me get a loan
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Due in 1 hr
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