People in retail everywhere outside of Target are probably chewing their nails off in fear of coming to work and seeing grab your fortune cookie 🥠
I mean WOW 😳
TARGET EMPLOYEES WHEN THEY RECEIVE A FORTUNE COOKIE, 2 DAYS AFTER NOT GETTING THE PAY RAISE THEY WANT, THINKING IT'S SECRET MONEY. TARGET EMPLOYEES AFTER THEY OPEN THEIR COOKIE AND FIND IT SAYS "YOUR FORTUNE IS IN ANOTHER COOKIE"