It was still a good idea though. Don't blame yourself.
Kami: Wait why did Todoroki even come? Usually it's only yu helping me. *idea* WAIT TODOROKI DID
*shuts his mouth* I will make a dang bat. No, I just needed some help tonight.
Kami: MhMmMm
Kami: You wouldn't understand dude. Yall can leave, I think I got this.
??? Never thought I'd hear that.
Kami: Yeah just go *practically pushes them out of the room*
(If you don't know Mineta sits right next to Momo)
*sits down*
Mineta: Hey there
Don't even think about it today.
Mineta: Oh come on your crush isn't worth it. I'm better
Yeah right shut up before I have to make a bat and knock you out
My parents? Well they are very nice to me, but they can get caught up in work a lot so they hire people to take care of me. They've recently hired the girl I told you about and I can't convince my parents to hire someone else
Mina: PFFFFT-
Asui: YES TODOROKI *Kero*
Hagakure: YASSSS
Uraraka: HE REALLY CALLED HIM OUT-
Jiro: Ha.
Mineta: Whatever. How much you wanna bet she would rather date me?
Mineta: We'll just see about that *wakes her up*
*Wakes up* Mineta get your hands off me or I can to god
Mineta: Hey why don't you and m-
Not in a million years *smacks him and goes back to sleep*
Mineta: ...
Mineta: Dont avoid the subject. Mt family rn isn't what matters. I'll bet you 100 bucks she wod never date you
Mina: Give Todo the 100 then.
Mineta: Why?
Mina: I bet 100 bucks that she will
Ura: *seeing a chance to earn money* Same
*Aizawa still awake bored*
(Im doing the Ua traitor meme cuz I'm bored, btw this is the one where Aizawa is just bored )
Aizawa: Attention class. Whoever sings this is the apparent UA traitor
*He plays Sugar crash*
I'm on a sugar crash, I ain't got no f* cash maybe I should take a bath, cut my f* brain in half
Aizawa: I'm not lonely just a bit tired of this f* s*
Both: (I forgot some words sry) Feel good
Ura: ...Both of you?
Aizawa: It was a prank.
Ura: THANK GOD-
Yaomomo POV: But...
Aizawa POV: I still wonder who the traitor is
Ura POV: So hard not to blow my cover...
Yaomomo POV: That wasn't even the real song
Deku POV: Yaomomo got lucky...
Iida POV: Almost exposed us Yaomomo!
Asui POV: I almost sung too...I don't blame her
(BTW pretend Todo has no idea Yaomomo is a traitor too)
Mineta: I almost lost interest in you Momo...
Give up Mineta. I like someone so please for the love of God shut up
*Aizawa bangs on a desk*
(Im doing Yaomomo last cuz as I said Todo doesn't know she is a traitor too)
Deku: There once was a ship thst put to sea the name of the ship
Ura: was a Billy of tea, the winds blew up
Asui: Her bow dipped down
Iida: Blow my Billy boys blow
To bring us sugar and tea and rum, one day when the tounging is done we'll take our leave and go
Bakugo: Deku? Todoroki?
Mina: Yaomomo...?
Jiro: Uraraka...?
Hagakure: Asui?!
Kirishima: Iida?
*Kurogiri appears* Sorry but everyone except the traitors are having their memories erased of this *does it and leaves quickly*
Heh...A lot goes on at my house house I let on...my parents parents always nice like I say
Mina: What are you guys talking about?
Nothing *smiles at her*
*Mineta and Mina still betting on if Momo would date him or not*
Guys can you not?
Mina: Oh shut up I've betted on your sexuality-
What was your bet?
Mina: I felt like it was bisexual
Mineta: I said straight
How much was the bet?
Mina: 50$
Mineta, give her 50$ bucks
Mina: CALLED IT
Driver: No problem
*They arrive and she tips the driver*
I'm home ma'am
Caretaker: You brought a boy home?! I'm calling your parents!!!
I already texted them.
Caretaker: *takes her phone and checks then gives it back*
I'll go do my chores ma'am...*obviously trying not to kill her*
She hates me for some reason...this I even half of it
*after her chores*
Caretaker: Yaomomo I need money
Get your own!!!!
*the caretaker slaps her* you better be grateful I'm taking care of your little a*. Now give my money for my smokes.
No!!! It isn't good for you!
*Ths caretaker smacks her harder and leaves*
Ok...
*everything basically repeated until the parents got home*
Caretaker: Oh thank God you're home! Your spoiled daughter wouldn't do her chores and wouldn't give me money for groceries! She told me to starve
Dad: Momo Yaoyorozu!!!
But she's lying!
Mom: This story again...
I did all my chores! And she wanted money for cigarette-
*Her dad grabs her*
Dad: You dare talk back?!
*Mom smacks her*
Dad: Oh I didn't see you there *he throws Momo to the floor like nothing happened
...I hate you Dad...And you mom. *turns to the caretaker* And you're the worst! *runs to her room*
She is not a liar. I witnessed her complete all of the jobs set for her and refused to give money to the caretaker for their best health when they wanted to purchase smoking items. Also Momo is a delight to be around and does not deserve to suffer from an abusive environment. *Bows*
I see that you have abusive habits. You two and my father endeavor should talk about this. I apologise for interrupting. Goodbye and I wish you a good night. Please change for not only your sake, but hers.
News reporter: A murder was committed just last night. The woman's name was Neshi Marana. People claimed she was a caretaker of a girl named Momo Yaoyorozu.
...I said I cracked...she threatened to hurt me if I ever tried to snitch on her again, and she game me the scar to prove it...so I followed her outside and I snapped...
Ive already notified Kurogiri don't worry.
*The news reporter suddenly stops speaking*
There it is...I'm sorry for doing that...I couldn't hold it in anymore
Bakugo: No Icyhot it isn't payback. *bakugo thinking* *idea* see I knew this was gonna happen so I tweeted it on their social media
*Takes out phone immediately* ...*realization*
Bakugo: There
Asui: OK I got another idea. Todo watch everyone's actioms in the room this time. You know I heard people who are being exposed are always blushing
*immediately covers her face*
Mina: Yes thank god! Todo can you help us convince her to sing
*facepalms* What is the song even?
Mina: Arcade
But it doesn't go with my life-
Mina: PLEASEEEEEEE
Deku: Toga, I know you arent Yaomomo-
Toga: HOW?!
Deku: She had earbuds in, she wouldn't have heard Todoroki and Tsu. Now eave and get the REAL her.
Toga: UGH fine *leaves and brings Yaomomo back in asleep*
Jiro: It is a good song though. But i wonder why she would like a song about villain actions.
Uraraka: She doesn't mainly listen to that kind...*looks down sad for some reason*
(BTW saying this now, Neko likes Shiggy)
*Shiggy walks out*
*Neko throws chapstick at him*
Shiggy: really?
Neko: Oh calm down Shiggy
Shiggy: Didn't I say not to call me that?
Neko: and do I care?
Neko and Toga: PFFFFT-
Shiggy: No. I use 4 fingers for one, two I would never give never give a high five to that bastard.
Neko: If using 5 fingers is a problem here.*gives gloves*
Toga: Aww
Dabi: Precisely *walks outside*
Neko: I would come out but I dont wanna leave Yaomomo alone
Kurogiri: Neko I'll make sure Yaomomo is alright, you go celebrate.
Neko: OK *practically drags Shiggy outside*
Rei: Yep. Oh wait...I forgot the cake...
*comes outside* I asked Kurogiri to make one, don't worry.
Natsuo: Is this her?
Fuyumi: The first question you ask-
Toga: Well basically Yaomomo was hungry, so she decided to make something to eat before she slept, and she saw Kurogiri struggling at FNaF, so she takes the tablet and beats the first night in one try
Toga: apparently shiggy was being annoying as hell bugging yaomomo during FNaF, so Kurogiri told her to use her secret weapon. So she recited 100 digits of Pi
*smiles* It's ok. It's just a game
Shiggy: I bet I could beat it
Sir you would get killed by bonnie in the first hour
Shiggy: How would you know?
I've seen you playz
PFFFT-
*gunshot*
Kurogiri: WHAT THE- IS EVERYONE OK?
Um no? *Bleeding from arm*
Toga: YAOMOMO IT WASNT ME!
Overhaul: I was aiming for Shigaraki. its hard with no arms-