Still waiting for your reply here:
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Look, I get it, had 4 of yous suddenly in the last month slather my buttocks with lipstick so thick, it had to be pried off with a gas-powered crowbar. Ok, it got around that make nice to me, I'll be nice to you. But like Ol' Granpappy Modda used to say, "Ain't anyone who likes an ass kisser." Like I can't smell the stench of it on them lips.
You wanna swing your balls, then for Pete's sake, have the balls to swing them. Don't be two-faced making up bs where you think it can't be seen. Have the decency and self respect to tell it to my face. And once approached after, have the guts to reply there, not try to twiddle a fiddle here.