Horseshit

I threw a bottle of this at a kid and there were lots of tears

Now I want to throw a bottle at someone

TEARS, LIKE RIPS IN YOUR SKIN, NOT TEARS, LIKE LIQUID MADE OF ELECTROLYTES AND SODIUM, ALONG WITH LIQUID!

it's literally a tear on the bottle💧🧴

Bruh I used to hate getting that shit in my eyes when I was younger. "Tear free" my ass

know what else is a lie: when mario says he wont say bye when you close the ds

It's 2am. You're playing on your ds. Your mom opens the door. You hide the ds under the pillow. Your mom is about to walk away. Suddenly Mario yells Bye bye out loud