Friendzoned person (who never had a date) giving advice to a friend on how to get a date

7,624 views • 189 upvotes • Made by Tiffla 3 years ago in fun

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I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess meme

81 Comments

gotanypain
2 ups, 3y, 2 replies
Tiffla
2 ups, 3y
Yes

XD
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
2 ups, 3y, 1 reply
hey gotanypain, nice to see you again
gotanypain
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Hello
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
2 ups, 3y, 1 reply
remember me?
gotanypain
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Yeah
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
2 ups, 3y, 1 reply
how have you been?
gotanypain
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Good

You?
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
3 ups, 3y, 6 replies
feeling like trash ever since my gf dumped me for a gay guy and hate texted me for a week afterwards, thanks for asking
gotanypain
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Dang
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
2 ups, 3y
in my opinion, having the experience of getting a gf and then feeling the gap that it leaves is worse than not ever having one at all
gotanypain
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Yep
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
2 ups, 3y
anyways, something else to talk about plz
gotanypain
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Ook

Wanna meme chat?
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
2 ups, 3y
I forgot what that is
gotanypain
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Yeah
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
2 ups, 3y
it's true
gotanypain
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
There's a mail button besides me when you go to my profile. Click it and you will be able to memechat
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
2 ups, 3y
oh ok
gotanypain
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Dang
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
2 ups, 3y
yeah, I've been getting over it, but her goodbye was very cruel
FrankTheDuck
2 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Tiffla
1 up, 3y
*cri* ;-;
[deleted]
2 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Tiffla
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Oof
[deleted]
1 up, 3y
yeah tell me about it
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 3y, 2 replies
That’s me…I’m the guy who gives good advice
Tiffla
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Noice
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Means I haven’t landed a chick yet
Tiffla
1 up, 3y, 2 replies
You'll get there someday, hopefully.
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 3y
Use my talents to my advantage
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 3y, 2 replies
Man I hope. Plus, my number one priority is music, and chicks like a guy who can play guitar
Tiffla
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
🎸🎵🎶

That's the spirit.
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Yessir
Tiffla
1 up, 3y
Yes

😎
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
I play guitar 2
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y, 2 replies
Noice!
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
I am more into hard rock and not accoustic. If you play accoustic that's great, if you're a hard rocker, ROCK ON!!!!! 🤘
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y, 3 replies
F**k yeah metal forever brother
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
It is great meeting another rocker, I do wonder if you have as much knowledge as me on the subject tho, I know a lot
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 3y
So do I, my life revolves around music and guitar. I could tell you the original Metallica lineup, before Cliff
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
Metallica fan?
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y
Yessir
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
I don't study the biography of bands that much, I focus more on "which band made which songs?"
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y
Oh yeah, I know my crap about that
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 2 replies
well cool. We are running out of chat space. I am so glad we met tho
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y, 2 replies
Same man
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
can you send me a link to it?
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y
Ye 

imgflip.com/m/Metal_Memes
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y
yea
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Bro follow the metal memes stream
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
ok, I didn't know there was one but I am glad there is
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y
Yes
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
give me some plz, I have no such friends
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Always listen to them and compliment them
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
well that was a dry hole, I've been doing that. I had a gf at one point, and I did that everyday. She still dumped me for a gay guy, A GAY GUY!
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
Tf?
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
what part of my comment are you saying that to?
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y, 1 reply
The gay guy part, who leaves a straight guy for a homo?
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
her, and she hate texted me for a week afterwards
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y, 3 replies
That’s stupid
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
I have been feeling like trash for a while now
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y
When I get down I get right back up
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
good to know that I am not alone in this
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y
Ye
JAMESLORDTHE7TH
1 up, 3y, 1 reply
first, think of how terrible it feels to be dumped for a gay guy and hate messaged for a week afterwards, then talk to me
Jtugboattizzymo
0 ups, 3y
That’s not that hard to imagine, I’ve been put through some shit because of chicks you ain’t the only one

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The person who has been friendzoned so many times and never had a date: gives a friend advice on how to get a date with a beautiful, smart person; The friend: takes the advice and wins a date with a beautiful, smart person