dave chappelle

Yo mama so lazy she doesn't even rewind the DVDs.

Yo mama so lazy she only told me the first part of this joke

Yo mama so lazy that her lazy eye went straight.

Yo mama so lazy she has an assistant order Grub Hub for her.

Yo mama so lazy she was buried in her recliner

Yo mama so lazy - she just got turned into her own county.

Yo mama so lazy when she sits around the house - she's in every room.

Yo mama so lazy she bought a hoist to get herself on to her mobility scooter

Yo mama so lazy her nightstand is a mini-fridge