Phil Swift here with my latest Flex Seal product, Soul Tape!

Thanks im going to use this everytime some girl rejects me

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Ahh dang it, I ran out of my soul reserved tape! Now what am I gonna do when my soul shatters?

Phil swift here for flex tape

I was gonna say use flex tape flex tape better but people beat me too it

wouldnt that make you IMMORTAL? O_O