make you buy me food

lmao ok wat u want

chick-fil-a

Noice *gets u sum from chik-fil-a* here u go :D

:DDDDD

:DDDDDDD *hug*

I'd show you everything I own, let you pet my bunnies, give you my phone number, and then slowly make you sink into the infinite abyss of helping me out of depression :)

oop okay

Yea. Nothing bad :)

Aww I love bunnies

Ikrrr they so floof

Yesh

I was at my friends house and it was just us 3 friends

and My fren brougt ht out her newest puppy and her bunny

The dog and the bunny both loved me (they dident like my other fren lmao)

The dog fell asleep in my lap while the bunny slept in my arms at it was too cute

Awwh

ye it was so cuteeeeeee >w<

I bet

Doge

id disown you for 24 hours

pff-

Take you to wherever you want, then in the last hour, cut out your tongue, the slowly torture you until you die.

;-;

what?

dont kill me ;-;

Fine, Ill just cut out your tongue, and then paper-cut you with a knife, put you inside a basement with nothing but rotting carcass, and wait for hunger or infection to kill you! :D

Noooooo dont do that das mean UnU

no its not, my little test subjec- er, friend.

>:0

you jus called me a test subject

What?! NO I DIDNT, my next victi- er, my next new best friend!

mhmmm

You jus called me ur next victim i heard that

NO YOU DIDNT, the next body im gonna hid- I mean, my next friend that Im gonna get Burger King

mhmmmmmmmmm

u jus called me the next body ur gonna hide

*runs away*

GET BQACK ERE

*snatches your lasso, ties you up with it, and calls the police*

Police: *locks you up in jail*

*escapes*

*nowhere to be found*

hmph.*goes on a murder spree*

*runs faster*

*throws a knife* GET.BACKK

*dodges knife and escapes*

*still running after you with a lasso* IM SOUTHERN

*bonk* nope

*bonks back* Yes

dang
you remind me of hank

whos that?

one of my friends

Ohok

I’ll eat bagel bites and neglect you

dang ok XD

Let’s build Legos

kk

Or anime time

yayyyy either one is foine with me