blessed vaporeon (credit to u/beninane)

stop vaporeon lewd

it needs to go

sorry forgot the weapons

but we have a tank so we can catch up to that kidnapper

the heat produced from the tank has thawed vapp!

yay!

lets get em

*boils water*

Me: *uses Knock Off*
You: *loses gun*

ummmm...

*throws plugged in toaster at you* You're pretty much just water, so this should kill you.

dizzied* please don't kill me.

*uses knowk off on you*
*drops pan on you and boiled water spills out*

Knock*

So, you used Scald? Well, my fave Pokémon is Weavile, so it's normally effective. I only got burned! *uses Freeze Dry* (the only super effective ice type move against water types)

*Frozen*

lights up not taken name with a 50.cal m2 browning

weaville aint gonna survive a 50.cal and niether would you!

wat is goin on here

its a battle not taken name is tryna kill vaporeon and i shot him with a m2 browning

oh

this is basically how the battle is going

What crazy shit went on here while I was gone?

you got shot by a 50.cal

aaand your being chased by me and vapp in a tank

No fair, that's original series of the anime logic! Weavile wasn't introduced 'til gen 4!

This is war! Glacier, use Blizzard!

DODGE ITT FURRET

ok USE QUICK ATTACK, VAPOREON USE IRON TAIL

who would win

i dont knw

Bro you forgot our weapons

Like I said in a different comment section, let's announce this war on r/mandjtv. We need to him to make a poll so people can vote wich one of us wins the war.

I'm gonna go to bed. I'll be back in 4 hours.

k