Id beat him up if im honest

his name is aaron)*yawns*again this is the fith time someone broke into my house and stole my food!?

his name is aaron)*yawns*again this is the fith time someone broke into my house and stole my food!?

[ nameless ]
'how long do i have to say this pls not the food' *falls*

(Its dead obvious on who I am)
WHO IS TOUCHING MY VODKA?

??: -looks at them- "the heck is vodka wha-"

-f**kin dies-

Nobody touches my vodka.

Tails: HEY THERE YOU PADANDIC PIECE OF SHIT

[Devon sneaked up and grabs him and pins him to the wall]
Devon: hah- alright explain why your stealing my cookies and my marshmallow fluff-
[he held his hand to his neck even tho nothing was there-]

"okay..! thank you misterrr..?"

Devon: Devon! I’m Devon the siren! ^^

"ok mister devon! :D"

Devon: no need for mister- I’m only 15-

"ah- oki doki!"

Devon: now- *yawn* I’m going back to sleep- g’night-
[he walked upstairs]

"!!" -grabs onto the arm thats holding him to the wall, trying to pull it away from him-

[His grip tightened]
Devon: explain and I’ll give you permission to have some- maybe you can even hang out with this lonely siren

"u-uh- l-lemme g-go first- cant- b-breath well-"

[his grip loosens, he still could not find a way out but he could breathe]
Devon: explain now please-

"w-well- i usually come h-here to get sweets- it always has the best stuff i-i cant find elsewhere- or dont have the m-money for-"

Devon: oh- poor thing-
[he frowned]

"probably should've r-realized this isint okay.. s-sorry-"

Devon: well it’s okay- you know you can always ask ya know-

"okay..- could you let me g-go now?-"

[devon let him go]
Devon: you can go ahead and get some..not all because I usually have caramel milk and cookies with it-

Leo: wtf

Jacob: H E Y

"!!" -looks at them, frozen- "uhh"

Jacob: What are you d o i n g

"uhh- getting.. sweets?"

Jacob: Why from my h o u s e

“Cuz this place has the best stuff- usually stuff i either cant find or afford..-“

Jacob: I have only snacks

Bambi: Who goes there?!

"AH-" -looks at them-

Bambi: What are you doing in my kitchen?!?!

*grabs a dagger*

??: -just collecting cookies from a jar, doesn't notice you there-

*taps their shoulder*

??: "!!" -flinches and looks at them- "oh."

serena: this is a pretty stupid move

"uhh.. cookie?" -holds out a cookie for a bribe-

serena: no i'm good

"ah- uh- ok-"

I’d say “OI MATE WATCHA DOING THERE”

"YOULL NEVER GET ME-" -immediately runs into a lamp post nearby-

“AHA!” I continue running with my bat

-rubs nose for a second- "ow damn-"

I swing the bat once I reach him but miss and end up hitting the wrong side of the lamp post

I lose my grip and drop the bat

"!" -grabs the bat off the ground- "haHA! foiled!"

“Ah sh-uhh crap”

I put my hands up

"now.. go back inside and forget this all happened- or your head gets spilled."

“Guess what? News flash, I’m not leaving with out my stuff you THEIF!”

“You know stuff costs money right?!”

??: "!!" -looks at them, startled-

“Get out of my house!”

"HISSSS" -gets off the counter and scuttles away with the whole cookie jar-

“AGHHH”

I chase after him with the medal bat I kept in my closet for self defense

-manages to get to the front door, fumbles with the doorknob-

I charge while screaming in anger with the bat held up

-gets the door open, rushes out with the jar- "HAHHAHA"

“GET BACK HERE YOU BAST-uhh YOU BEAST!”

"then we'll be able to see what your brains look like."

I gasp

“I will fight with my bare hands if I have to!”

“But I’m not leaving without my snacks!”

I put my hands up ready to fight

“Oh wait hold on...” I look around trying to find the nearest blunt or melee object

I run in my house and grab a chair leg then come back

“Ok if your not gonna hand over the snacks then your gonna know what it feels like to go to space!”