Child_Corpse's Kaneki template

Do you make microwave noises in the shower?

Yes
Cause I am a microwave

screwriverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

doesn't everybody?

what the dog doin

Everybody's asking "what the dog doin"
But nobody ever asks "how the dog doin"

good answer

or, "who the dog doin"

Or "Why the dog doin"

or "when the dog doin"

Or "Where the dog doin"

true true

I was about to ask something very cringe

Do it
Say it

Can we kiss (told you it was cring)

Oh

N o

IT'S OK YOU SAID ASK ANYTHING SO I WANTED TO MAKE A JOKE

Do you like trains

Yes

I like trains

*Gets hit by train*

Are you a bowl of candy?

Yes

Why you think you're an SCP?

Cause who wouldn't want to be a bowl of candy

Thats the most Tree House of Horror thing I heard today.

How exist

I do not know

Ok

can i stab a screwdriver into your neck ???

Yes you can

Why is your name scp-330 ?

Cause it's halloween
And 330 is an halloween SCP

Okey thanks for answering