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Description: SCP-911-J is a [DATA EXPUNGED] that when seen without permission, will scare the living shit out of the viewer, forcing them to call 911. It was found around 2 weeks ago when I wanted to download some XXX [DATA EXPUNGED]. SCP-911-J has killed approximately ██ people from scaring the shit out of people, and some reports say that there are possibilities for over ███ deaths from SCP-911-J, though there is no confirmation on this.

It seems that anyone who hears this seems to burst into laughter, presumably because the viewer shit his pants REALLY LOUDLY. How the f**k is that possible? - Dr. C████

Data log:
Interviewed: SCP-911-J
Interviewer: Dr. M████, Dr. Clef
<Begin Log>
Dr. M████: Can I open my eyes, Clef?
Dr. Clef: Yes.
*Dr, M████ opens eyes, only to hear a very loud high pitched scream.*
Dr. M████: HOLY SHIT!
*Dr. M████ screams*
*at least 3 other staff members can be heard laughing*
*Dr. M████ runs out of the room.*
SCP-911-J: Wow, what a coward.
Dr. Clef: Can I have permission to open my eyes?
SCP-911-J: Yes.
*A couple of beeps can be heard in the distance*
Dr. Clef: Holy shit that was funny.
Closing statement: Dr. ████ shit his pants.