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WHY I CALL MYSELF "SimoTheFinlandized":
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I've called myself "Simo The Finlandized"
because I think the name "Simo"
(as in the legendary Finnish
sniper) and Finland overall is
very cool (I researched
the Kalevala a bit, actually);
plus, "Finlandized" is just a fancy
way of saying "ostracized", which
is what I knew I was likely going to
become since walking into the
Furry-Fandom (fortunately my
family and friends have been very
exceedingly nice regarding this matter).
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