he's a cyborg cat from lost media, please dont make the rp sexual

Guest: WHAT THE-

Kuro: I need oil

Guest: Ok?!?!?!

Kuro: Give me oil, I have to shoot Nana before she destroys me

Guest: THIS IS RŌBLOX!

Kuro: DON'T YOU HAVE OIL IN RŌBLOX?

Guest: WHY WOULD WE WHEN WE DONT NEED IT??

Kuro: HAVEN'T YOU TRIED BURNING DOWN A BUILDING OR FUELING YOUR CARS??

Guest: WE DONT NEED FUEL, AND WE CAN SUMMON FIRE

Kuro: NOW I WISH I WAS A RŌBLOXIAN

Guest: Æ

Chris: *pulls out a pistol* get out

Kuro: I literally can't move right now, I need oil

Chris: good. I didn’t want a moving target

lmfao

Kuro: im bulletproof tho

Mm Chinese food *cooks and eats* (obviously I'm just joking around, I had to do it lmao)

lmao

kuro is a cyborg lmao

I eat metal too

Kuro: Then eat Nana

I'll stick with what I've got, now get back in that oven *shuts oven door*

bru-
*Kuro fires some missles from his tail* NANA'S LITERALLY BEHIND YOU

Mmm seconds

Kuro: DESTROY HER THEN FIX YOUR OVEN

Nana: Kuro what the actual f**k is wrong with you, why do you hate children

I guess I'll eat it raw *reaches for Kuro*

Me irl: *literally dying of laughter*

i feel you bro U_U

*has an aneurysm*

ouch-

*dies*

rip august he was a great roleplayer

Another me: Oh hey look, island food *eats the dead body*

BRUH LMFAFO

Other me: *also dies*

so sad!

*Nana's 'child' explodes*

me irl: wheezing

I just want my Chinese food wtffffff

"What da eck"

Kuro: I need oil

"There's some in my backyard"

Kuro: Give

"Grab it yourself lazy"

Kuro: I can't move without oil

"Fine" *rolls a barrel of oil to him*

*Kuro consumes the oil* Thanks! *shoots Nana with gatling gun*

"Np I guess"

*Kuro leaves* Now I gotta go, Bye!

Shyboy: alright what do you need I don’t mean any harm

Kuro: i need oil

Shyboy:hmm would I c k y p a i n t l I k e g o o p help? It has quite the power in it if not I’ll just give you my gallon of oil

Kuro: give me oil please

Shyboy:Ok here *gives him a gallon* good luck with whatever you need to do

Kuro: thanks! *shoots nana*

Shyboy:I knew I was doing this for good that freak was honking outside my house at 2:00AM for weeks!

Kuro: And she won't be able to blow up that bomb lmao