Disappointed XTale Frisk and Chara

Yay!

Dream: brother, it's literally you.
Nootmare cat: mew..

Noot: >:( *holds up a Rowlet* >:)
Me IRL: GIMME. THE ROWLET.

Dream: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Noot: N O.
Me IRL: *snatches the Rowlet* THIS IS MINE NOW.

Dream: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Ultra: *brings out Leo* Pet him. He loves pets, Dream.

Dream: EEEEEE- ok.. *pets*
(Heartbass just got a whole new level of wholesome: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk4ctEEo6p8)

Leo: *rubs your hand and PURRS LIKE AN AIRPLANE ENGINE*

Dream: .
Me IRL: when did I get here-

Me IRL: *shows you da Rowlet*
Leo: *PURRING*

your welcome

I FOUND THIS

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Noot: *SCARED NOISES*
(Nightmare is canonically SCARED of cats)

(wait so we can just use on to turn him passive-)
Dream: -_-

Grace: *pets le kitties* :333333333333333333333333333

Dream: brother, how? they're cute.

Noot: *S C E E C H*

Dream: .. *puts a cat in front of him. it's a nootmare cat*

Noot: *HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

Me IRL: *<*
Dream: *is still highly uncomfortable from the Rowlet* ;-;"

Ultra: ^^
Leo: *PURR*

Me IRL: *<*
Dream: ;-;""

Rowlet: *hoot*
Ultra: You can have that little rascal if you want!
Leo: * P U R R *

Me IRL: y e s
Dream: *TERRIFIED*

Rowlet: *hoot!*
Leo: *rubs Dream gently*

Me IRL: *puts the Rowlet in a pokeball*
Dream: I-is it g-gone..?

Ultra: Yes....
Leo: *roars*

Dream: g-good.. *still traumatized*

Deci: *decidueye noises*
Ultra: Really, Deci? Ok. Little thing about Decidueye. They can't turn their heads all the way around. They're also archers.

ok, you care

How dirty is your mind? On a scale of 1-10.
for me; 10.

(My computer is lagging a bit ;-;)
It depends on what I've seen.

Seeing [unholy pictures] of ships

..

Halp :’)

wish I could

Anyways, do you have holy water, brain bleach, and unsee juice?

Here

*mixes together and pours in eyes as well as drinks it* thanks

Dream: T H A N K G O D

Deci: *challenge noises*
Ultra: He wants to do target practice with you.

Dream: ok?

Ultra: And he won't stop asking until you agree to do it. I would know. because he does it multiple times with me and my friends for Z-move practice.

Dream: ok

Deci: DESSSIIIII!!!!! (PLEASE, CAN WE DO SOME PRACTICE, DAMNIT

Dream: OK DAMN

Deci: *readies his Wing* DESSIIII!!

Dream: H O L Y S H I -

Ultra: SPIRIT SHACKLE!
Deci: *uses Spirit Shackle*

Dream: ..

Noot: ....WHAT IS THIS... THING?!
Incineroar: ;-;

Dream: that, is a badass cat dear brother

Noot: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Dream: -_-

Noot: >:(

Dream: *sighs*

(It's 11 at night AND I REFUSE TO SLEEP)
Deci: ...Dess..(da fauq)

(ok)
Dream: Nightmare is afraid of cats