XD this is gon be funny

hey girl are a toilet cause you scare the shit out of me

Toilets scare you?

no the girl does

Hmm ok

Hey, are you a cookie? Cuz i want you

Haha

Cookie

Yes

idk you

I was the guy who made your rp abt a cat in a box rly weird

oh wow I am going now

Yeah you remember

Hey baby gorl are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand you but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

I might use that someday, that’s awesome

Just wait, I have more, Mario is Red, Sonic is blue, press start to join, cause you’re my player two. Okay what’s my rating

Ight you got skills with the pickup lines but I’m a dude, so zero. Try on elfiya’s post

Thank you, I have been called a master by many.

Hey I got one
Sit on my lap, I’ll be your Santa

Dangggg, maybe try something different than an old fat man who sneaks into peoples homes to leave items of suspect.

The whole point of that one is to sound weird.
Hey what’s similar between me and a light switch? You turn us both on

That one was amazing, I thought happiness started with an H, but for some reason mine starts with U

If you were a transformer you’d be optimus fine

I’d show you my world, but I’m sure you own a mirror

Baby are you a cop cause you just took my breath away

You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.

Baby are you a vegetable? Because I need to eat more of you

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you. You are a good pick up line artist, have a follow.

Bro you have some amazing ones too. And you too have a follow

Thanks bro

Np brother

Hot

are you a toaster?
cuz i wanna bath with you -
u h

Ha!