me and my friends bullying each other at 3AM

I aimed my sniper at a degenerate living next door once
and nailed it

And I called a hitman to kill the sniper, and he did.

And I gave him 500 Million Dollars.

After that there was a f**king gunman entering my house, I grabbed my damn glock nine.

And shot him in the pp.

Wtf
That accuracy tho-
It sure was to die for

well dang u have a lot of money to throw around-

I am rich /j

Kewl. I'm also rich bc i keep printing different currencies and devaluing all of them so i can buy every country on earth lol

You:

lol

i blame all my issues on my bullets. I'm innocent.

okay- we will go with that-

Lmao