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Impeachment trial planning & preparation. | It appears we are likely to have the two Congresspeople required to proceed with an impeachment trial of IG. I have proposals for how the trial will operate. | image tagged in lawyer corgi dog deep-fried median filter,impeach,the,incognito,guy,impeach ig | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups, 3y,
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Subpoenas: This RUP government is instructed to preserve, collect, and produce the following documents:

—IG’s entire mod logs for IMGFLIP_PRESIDENTS dating back to Pr1ce’s inauguration;
—Any memes or comments by IG which reference homosexuality.
4 ups, 3y,
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^Any spoliation (i.e. deletion) of evidence under subpoena will be considered obstruction of justice.
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1 up, 3y,
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So if I post something OlympianProduct deletes for being "homophobic" he's obstructing justice? lol nice
4 ups, 3y
Deflecting with a hypothetical.

Anywho. Going forward, any stream or Community mod is advised to screenshot IG’s content in order to preserve evidence.

If OlympianProduct or Envoy or whomever fails to screenshot your comment before deleting it, then congratulations, you just got away with it.

But if you or another RUP mod does it, without screenshotting, then it’s obstruction of justice.

Be warned!
4 ups, 3y,
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Witnesses: Our trial team requires, at a minimum, the testimony of the following witnesses:

—IncognitoGuy
—Pr1ce
—Pollard

Other witnesses may be sought.
4 ups, 3y
^Refusal to testify or intimidation of witnesses will be considered obstruction of justice.
4 ups, 3y,
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Trial team: Due to the enormous amount of anticipated evidence in this trial, the prosecution requires a trial team of 3 lawyers. Proposed trial team:

—better_call_sloth-
—SurlyKong69
—AndrewFinlayson or OlympianProduct
2 ups, 3y,
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If you guys decide to use me as an attorney, I gotta know when the trial is well in advance. My current schedule means i will likely miss the actual trial so i need advanced notice so i can get the prosecution copies of my evidence & any statement I make.
2 ups, 3y
Fair enough. I have plans for the pretrial depositions to be conducted over a day or two. I’ll ask questions and then the witness can answer next time they’re online.

With people in different time zones all around the world, there’s no way to get everyone in the “same room” at the same time. Especially with 15 in Congress as “jurors” who are hardly ever here anyway. So the formal trial would work the same way — spaced out.
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1 up, 3y,
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Just let me know what you need. My days are pretty busy so I may not get back to you right away, but I should be able to get back to you within 12 to 24 hours.
1 up, 3y,
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We’d be doing it spaced out to accommodate everyone’s schedules.
[deleted] M
1 up, 3y
Sounds good to me 👍
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It appears we are likely to have the two Congresspeople required to proceed with an impeachment trial of IG. I have proposals for how the trial will operate.