HOW INTELLIGENT HARDCORE POTHEADS THINK THEY ARE WHEN THE COPS PULL THEM OVER; "THE SQUARE ROOT OF THE PARABOLA IS NOT A FUNCTION OF THE INVERSE OF A BLACK HOLE'S MASS"; "I FARTED SO MUCH AFTER I ATE A BURRITO I FOUND IN THE GUTTER, I STARTED MY PERIOD! AND I'M A DUDE TOO!"; "THAT WAS MESSED UP MAN!"; THE CRUEL REALITY OF HOW INTELLIGENT THEY REALLY ARE ONCE THEY START TALKING
