Name one cop video you've seen where a high pothead is sophisticated and enlightened. I can't find one.

"LIKE.....WEED.......DOESN'T DO......LIKE WEED......IT'S.....UH....SAFER THAN.....WEED....NO I MEAN BOOZE..HAHA I ALMOST SAID WEED THERE........BOOZE IS SO..LIKE.......UH....YOU KNOW WEED IS SAFE"; POTHEADS, YOUR FAVORITE DEALER MIGHT HAVE LIED A LITTLE WHEN THEY SAID WEED HAS ZERO NEGATIVE EFFECTS