WHY ARE POLICE SOMETIMES UNFRIENDLY? COULDN'T BE THE FINE PEOPLE THEY DEAL WITH ALL DAY RIGHT? "HECK NO I DON'T BEAT MY WIFE YOU DAMN PIGS! SHE KEEPS FALLING DOWN AND HITS MY FISTS! SHE'S AN IDIOT!"; "OFFICER WHY ARE YOU VIOLATING MY CIVIL RIGHTS? YOU HATE BLACK PEOPLE! I TOLD YOU I HAD DIARRHEA AND THAT CAR WAS UNLOCKED!"; "NOPE WE DON'T USE NO DRUGS OFFICER. THAT PIPE IN MY BACK POCKET AIN'T MINE. DON'T KNOW HOW THAT GOT THERE!"; "OFFICER FOR THE LAST TIME! I ONLY HAD ONE DRINK. JUST ONE! I AIN'T DRUNK!"; "NAHH MAN WE AIN'T SMOKING DOPE. THIS AIN'T MY CAR SEE? THAT AIN'T MY SPOON NEITHER!"; "I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT POWDERY SUBSTANCE BEFORE IN MY LIFE OFFICER. I AIN'T IMPAIRED! WHY DO YOU ASK? I GOTTA GO TO WORK!"
