her eyes are bigger than the solar system

Her hair is longer than Lady Dimitrescu height mixed with the length of Rapunzel's hair.

Her head is so big but there's literally no brain inside it

Why is it's eyes as big as your mom's 🐱

Are those eyes? or black holes? That is the question

That wasnt a roast...

IT WAS A FREAKING INCINIRATION

It's a sad day when the only time someone actually likes your post is when you're the one who likes it
but I suppose that's your entire life

she looks like she became a retard and her eyes inflated. boom.

She and her stare both have one thing in common: they’re both LIFELESS

nose smaller than my will to live

You know there’s millions of dolls in the store

Her style is faker than her life

Please tell me this is a mirror

Her head will topple off. Rename her Marie. As in Antoinette.

Yooooooo

Ya mean the French queen who got beheaded bc no one liked her? Yeah they’re definitely alike

this looks like...... OH.................. YOU!!!!!!!

If uglieness were measured in bricks, your doll would be the great Wall of China.

Eyo Adrian, I’m punchin meat, y’know

Who

She looks like a duck mid sneeze

Anime girls be like:

The darn thing looks like if ET wore human skin.

her eyes r bigger than my moms hopes and dreams for my future lol

It exists

her eyes are bigger than an anime character’s eyes

She looks like she saw a motherf**king bug for the first time.

Why do her eyes take up 70% of her face-

bro did she sneeze her nose off?

also why are her eyes bigger than her brain?

Looks like she spent her child's college loans on plastic surgery