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I'M STILL SITTING ON THE TOILET I'M TOO AFRAID TO MOVE

I'M STILL SITTING ON THE TOILET I'M TOO AFRAID TO MOVE | HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP; SO I'M KIND OF FREAKING OUT I'M AT MY GRAMMA'S HOUSE AND I HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM BUT I HAD THIS GUT INSTINCT NOT TO GO IN BUT I DID ANYWAY AND I WAS READING MANGA WHILE USING THE BATHROOM AND I HEARD A TON OF SIRENS AS IF THE ENTIRE POLICE FORCE WAS OVER HERE, AND I HEARD A KNOCK THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT CAME FROM THE GARAGE BUT I DIDN'T GO CHECK IT OUT BECAUSE AAAAAAAAAAA AND THE SIRENS KEEP COMING ON AND THEN TURNING BACK OFF, AND I CAN HEAR MULTIPLE HELICOPTERS FLYING CLOSE TO THE GROUND AND NOW I'M TOO AFRAID TO LEAVE THE BATHROOM HELP IT SOUNDS KIND OF LIKE THERE'S A HIGHWAY RIGHT OUTSIDE EVEN THOUGH THERE'S NOT SO THERE ARE PROBABLY CARS SPEEDING THROUGH THE AREA RIGHT NOW I'M LITERALLY SHAKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAA | image tagged in patrick mom come pick me up i'm scared | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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patrick mom come pick me up i'm scared
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[deleted] M
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
go outside and yell "WHATS UP MOTHERF**KERS"
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
F**K. NO
THE SIRENS ARE GOING CRAZY AND I DON'T WANNA GET SHOT
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
WHY WOULD THEY SHOOT A CHILD. U DID NOTHING WRONG
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
BECAUSE GOING OUTSIDE AND SHOUTING "WHATS UP MOTHERF**KERS" IS HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS IN THIS SITUATION ALSO IT COULD BE SOMEONE TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE POLICE AND I LOOKED UP AND S O M E O N E I S W A T C H I N G M E T H R O U G H T H E S K Y L I G H T O N THE R O O F
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y
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Capto.
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
It's law enforcement idiot. Don't be scared, just tell someone the motherf**king police is here and they'll open the door.
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
BUT WHY WOULD IT COME FROM THE GARAGE DOOR I'M THE ONLY ONE AWAKE HERE AND I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS HAND TO HAND COMBAT SKILLS WHAT IF IT'S SOMEONE LOOKING TO HIDE FROM THE POLICE
AND I SAW SOMEONE WATCHING ME FROM THE SKYLIGHT
Capto.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Do this. Look out the window and check who it is. If it's really law enforcement, open the door and put your hands up to show that you aren't aggressive or have any weapons. If it's anybody other than that, put your house into "lockdown" by locking all doors, closing all windows, and locking yourself in a safe room, and call the police.
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I'M TOO SCARED TO LEAVE THE BATHROOM MY FEET WON'T MOVE
Capto.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Unless you want to die, slap your feet 'till they wake up and evacuate the bathroom.
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
THEY'RE NOT ASLEEP, I AM LITERALLY PARALYZED WITH FEAR
THIS IS LIKE THE MOST SCARED I'VE EVER BEEN
Capto.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Calm down. Breathe in breathe out. Slowly move your legs and feet and gradually move them faster until you're calm enough to walk out of the bathroom and follow the instructions I'm giving you.
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
ok
Capto.
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Can you update me on the situation?
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y
it is morning now, and I successfully ran into the bedroom where they couldn't see inside and then notified my gramma
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Stay in there and lock the doors, let them know your there and contact someone if you have a phone
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I ONLY HAVE MY CHROMEBOOK I'M EMAILING EVERYONE BUT NO ONE IS ANSWERING AND I LOOKED UP AND I THINK SOMEONE IS LOOKING AT ME THROUGH THE SKYLIGHT
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Idk wave at them
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y
NO
The_shotgun_the_OG
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Hey you got any windows?
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
the bathroom I was in only had a skylight and someone was watching me through it
The_shotgun_the_OG
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Srsly?
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y
yea
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y
* visible confusion and concern
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
calm down
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I CAN'TT THIS RARELY HAPPENS HERE I'M IN A QUIET SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD RN AND IT WOULD BE FINE BUT I H E A R D S O M E O N E K N O C K I N G
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Okay, um, bring food and water with you, and hide
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I'VE BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR HOURS I'M TOO SCARED TO MOVE AND I LOOKED UP AND I T H I N K S O M E O N E I S W A T C H I N G M E T H R O U G H T H E S K Y L I G H T
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
dude, chill. Hide behind the shower curtain or somethin
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
I'M NOT IN THE MASTER BATHROOM THERE ISN'T A BATH OR SHOWER
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
WHY ARE YOU IN THE WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
BECAUSE MY LUCK SUCKS ASS
[deleted]
1 up, 4y
GODDAMMIT
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Wat grandma do
[deleted]
0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
gramma searched online for crime in the area and locked the sliding glass door
[deleted] M
1 up, 4y
Nice
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
So, how’d it go?
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
i'm alive
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
That’s good. So what was the sirens?
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
we don't know
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Is ur gramma a drug trafficker or sum?
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
no she sells metal cutout art and jewelry
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
So who tf shows up to knock gramma’s door down?
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
idk but I looked up while I was in there and this drug dealer lookin ass was staring at me
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
That’s weird
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
forgot to mention the bathroom has a skylight
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 4y
Nah I saw the other post a few minutes ago. He tryna give you cocaine through the roof?
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
idefk lol
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
Pssst hey kid, wanna buy some drugs?
[deleted] M
2 ups, 4y,
1 reply
Ummm sir im s**ting, can it wait
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 4y
Haha
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
how much do drugs even cost lol
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Hmmm good question
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
I have 3 bucks
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
I don’t think that would get you anything
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
2 replies
yeah
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
What do I know ttough?
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Though*
[deleted]
1 up, 4y
idk
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
Apparently not how to spell
[deleted]
1 up, 4y,
1 reply
i maaen nobody does
Jtugboattizzymo
1 up, 4y
Truth
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