Roast me.

Are you a character from Endgame

Cause you be lookin like your barber got snapped mid-cut

Damn

Ddddddayum

You got more freckles than spongebob, your forehead is 3 feet long, and you look like your barber is suicidal.

done. roasted.

You look like if Steve from blues clues had a baby with blue

idk why you're pointing your finger up but my guess it's that your too scared of the boogeyman so that explains the look of constipation

You look like Rowley jeffersons aborted brother

lol

your mam is so fat that when she turns around its her birthday

ngl u look gay

NVM I’m bi

Nah bro

the first four words of your username is you

There is only two words

letters*

Linus tech tips, if he ran the channel linus meth tips.

JIMMY NEUTRON????

Why do your nostrils look bigger than your eyes tho-

My sister just walked in and asked why I was FaceTiming a three year old with a hair problem

Your freckles remind me of the reason why cancer is real.

If I had a dollar for every freckle you have, Bezos would be the 2nd richest man in the world

which scientist made a living deformed peanut mnm?

Your cheekbones are higher than snoop dogg every day

bro ima bout to play connect the dots on your face

You look like that kid from Monster House if he remembered to eat food

It doesn’t hurt because I don’t know what monster house is

It’s a great movie, you should watch it.

Ey dude are you a car accident? Because your birth was a mistake.

Your face is so bad that you are qualified for the museum of bad arts. Its a real place

I agree with you bro. And that’s MY face

lol

i seriously thought that you were one of the miis i created five years ago ngl

Hey there's some wet shit on your head

Well