Lilac: ...Adopt me. I'm lonely and sad.

me: hi? are u lost? were are ur parents?

Lilac: I have no parents.

me: whats ur name?

Lilac: Lilac.
Lilac: ...Adopt me. I'm lonely and sad.

me:thats a cute name......here, let me take you to an orphanage, and lets see if i can adopt you, ok?

Chris: fuuuck youuu

Lilac: well f**k you too

Ramirez: *heels down the kid* were are your parents kiddo?

Lilac: I have no parents.

Ramirez: *puases* hold on kiddo *pulls out phone calls cps*

Lilac: *leaps onto the alleyway wall and stares from the top*

Ramirez *looks up* how the helll?

Lilac: Back off.

Ramirez: kid i am not going to hurt you.

Lilac: Then what was that thing you pulled out?

Ramirez: a cell phone?

Lilac: What is a "col phan"?

Ramirez: how do you not know what a cell phone is?

Lilac: What is it, though?

Ramirez: a micro computer/phone

Lilac: ohhh ok

Ramirez: just come down here kid i do not want fall.

I ask if he wants me to take him somewhere

abrams: hello. you lost?

Lilac: I have no parents. So I am not lost.

Zaiden:hello child