this is not okie dokie

Turn the microwave on, would ya?
I gotta eat some hot food here.

Don't worry, it's normal when I say it.

oop-

Aha-

Dang it

?

I was bout to make a dark joke

Ah. Well who's stopping ya though?

Child services 😞

Aha. Oof

wot

Too far man, too far

this is dark humor tho-

XD

My aunt once put my other aunt in a microwave, but my dad stopped her and told her she had to poke holes in her so she didn’t explode

Wha-

For the record that was a joke that was told when all of us were telling jokes, I doubt it actually happened

And even if it did she’s still alive so they didn’t poke holes in her or microwave her

that baby looks effing miserable 😡
this crossed a line
this isn't dark humor, this is vulgar