EVER GET THE IMPRESSION PEOPLE ARE EASY TO MANIPULATE? LIKE REALLY EASY? "DID THOU NOT HEAR? AN EVIL SPIRIT ROAMS THY WOODS! FLEE! FLEE!"; "I KNEW IT! 10 CHICKENS WERE FOUND DEAD LAST NIGHT! ONLY WITCHES COULD DO THAT! WE SHALL BURN THEM ALL!"; "DID YOU HEAR HONEY? THE REDS WILL INVADE ANY DAY NOW! WE GOTTA DIG THAT BOMB SHELTER AND BUY BONDS!"; "OH DEAR, IT SAYS HERE GLOBAL WARMING WILL KILL US ALL, BUT WE CAN STOP IT BY BECOMING SOCALISTS."; "THE ALIEN GLUT'ZARS WILL EXTERMINATE US ANY DAY NOW UNLESS WE BUILD THAT PLANETARY SHIELD!"