Holy Body armor

You only get 2. That'll be $100 dollars.

Y o u o n l y g e t 2

not really

Then you know what I'm saying.

yes

I'll take your entire stock!

you already did

But if you want them all. That'd be $50000000000000000000000000000000000000000

I got that cash count.

pay up

gib

Here you go.

thanks

Anytime, I got way more cash anyways.

Bad news! The BAR 30-06 (for sale at Pepe's guns and liquor) goes right thru body armour!
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It can't go through City 5 Protection Agency uniform body armour, if so, I will slice your nuts off and feed them to you.

30-06 goes right thru all conventional body armour. Sorry.
Plus you gotta catch me before u cut off mah nutz.

The assassinations have come back. And we will be selling Holy Body armor.

PR(1)CE: $50 each

Durability: 5 assassination attempts (though after 1, you ought to be more protected I.E bodyguards, or evading assassination).

Latest generation of body armor. It will keep you alive for 3 hours after the 5th assassination attempt. So you best go to the hospital.

Thanks. Take your body armor.

i am happy now.

great

crusader man is pleased and would like to buy some.

That's why it's Holy Body Armor!